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| Bimbo & Himbo wrestling it out. |
| Problem of the day |
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| Dear Agony Persons, I am totally.. like totally .. hopelessly in love! I look at me in the mirror and all I can think of is "I sure would love to do her! Grrrrr" It is totally.. like totally .. hard, cos I have a boyfriend yet he does not, in the slightest, interest me at all! Well, he used to .. until the new me, got a new hairdo... Grrr... Now all I could think of is myself.. how fine I am.. how sexy I move.. how delicious I taste... It's driving me crazy.. you know, wanting someone sooo much. But who is so out of reach. Tell me please how I can mend this situation. I do not want to end up alone!! Sincerely, Melanie |
| Girlfriend! I totally can relate to you. Sometimes I feel this way myself!! I mean, what's a girl to do, right? Us girlies, love shopping. So, naturally we look good as a result from buying all those thingies that we bought. It comes with the territory, someone once said to me. I think it was my therapist. She also said something about me being narcissistic something something.. I didn't pay attention to her.. cos there was just this big boogey hanging down her nose... Like 'Hello?' Does she not notice this?? That woman need a makeover bad... Anyway, schweetie, try not to think about it too much. It's only gonna give you terrible spots. Now, THAT is a bigger problem. Kisses, Bimbo |
| BIMBO SAYS.. |
| So Bimbo, or should I call you Melanie.. hmmm??? You love yourself??!! Ah well, I guess that is a common affliction amongst Himbos and Bimbos. Anyway, if you can't love yourself, what's the point, hey? Actually, you reminded me of this really shitty English film I saw years ago. It was really sick. There was this young guy, who would strip naked and then look at himself in the mirror, and then masturbate! Urrghhhhh.. you, like, totally reminded me of that.. thanks Bimbo!! Anyway, it turned out that he was fascinated by the male physique, and therefore gay. So maybe, She... err..sorry, Melanie, your fascination with yourself is in some way a subsconscious signal of your true lesbian feelings. Either that, or you're just incredibly vain, like a few Bimbos I know!! Himbo |
| HIMBO SAYS.. |
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| Thursday, February 7, 2002 |
| I LOVE MYSELF. |
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| :: more problems, anyone? :: :: front page news, perhaps? :: |
| So, like, this is where you spill your guts. Cry, shout or do whatever. Jus' make sure your problems are readable (i.e. sentences are formed). See, despite being bimboistic, Himbo & Bimbo do have some journalistic standards to conform to. You can also e-mail them if you will, at [email protected]. Whatever. |
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