| 6/22/04 i have a new retarded theory which deals with my summer dreams of growing so fat i smell like cheeseburgers. my homie Jdawg says he has already embarked on a McFat journey, and is glad to have company. we plan to cruise A2 and ypsi, and visit as many fast food grease pits as possible. we plan to reach a point were we can trap bitches in our fat folds and save them for later when we get home. better than some shitty McD's fruit parfait for dessert. hence, the theory as to how to follow and benefit from the Super Size Me diet. first off: go to ypsi McD's Ypsi = college college = bitches bitches = "dessert" after our cheeseburger binge "dessert" = knocked up bitches knocked up bitches = increase in abortion clinic visits increase in abortion clinic visits = fetuses thrown in garbage fetuses thrown in garbage = McD's pickup crew collecting fetuses McD's pickup crew collecting fetuses = Big Macs Big Macs = enormous fat folds enormous fat folds = trapping bitches trapping bitches = "dessert" the circle of life is a wonderful thing. kumbaya my lord, kumbaya. |
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| 6/23/04 hola gente, i have a new idea. i got this one from the x-files. i saw one, the cupacabra one, and in it there was people picking up mexicans in border towns to go and work for construction and shit for the day. and there was a large group of them, all eager to trabajar. so i figure, they don't get paid much, and have to work really hard, which is unfair, but if you need money to support your family, you gotta get it one way or the other. so, if i could round up some good looking young latino men, offer them a full time job, they'd still be paid low wages, but at least the work wouldn't be hard at all. they could be official cabana boys. bringing me drinks, massaging my feet, walking around without any shirts on, etc. and since i'll hire a couple of them, they can lounge, play videogames, whatever they wish. plus they'd get a free place to stay. it's perfect! and hell, before anyone bitches about how cruel or immoral that is, people from other countries will always be exploited for work in america, it's how this country became one of the richest and most powerful nations in the world. where does your nikes come from? oh, the little hands of slave wage children, how cute. my cabana boys would be happy, muy feliz! |
| 7/14/04 streetwalkers walking all over you? need a little boost in your pimpin' skills? there is a answer! i recently found out that bitches ain't nothin but ho's n tricks, so i've been treating my ladies by that standard ever since, and boy is the money been coming in! before i'd take them to the clinic when one got stabbed, or for a herpes outbreak. why, even when Tracy needed three abortions in one month, i chipped in to help. and, sorry to say, my caddy was like a ho limo, not to drop those ladies off at corners, but to run errands, or from their day job at the strip club. man, i could barely show my face at any club without other playas making fun of my poor pimpin' skills! but now with that simple and easy method of putting my ho's in place, i'm finally getting the respect a pimp deserves! why, i even beat old Mandy after she made the same old excuses about it being a "slow night", when her face looked like it was attacked by a box of powdered doughnuts. no more mr. nice guy attitude for me! yes, not only does this tried and true method work in keeping ho's in line, doing their job, it also gives tips on being the baddest motherfucker you can be! so what are you waiting for? for only $200 for a week long course, "Pimpin' Made Easy" (tips n tricks of the trade) and a $50 three day course "Investing Your Finances in High Income Returns" (pimpin' non-english speaking immigrant girls), there's nothing to lose and everything to gain! why, you'll make your money back in less than a week, and that's guaranteed!!! just remember, if you want to make the big bucks, just page or call lady e!!! *classes also available in Spanish |
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