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The Design Team |
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| Robert - the Upper East Side decorator, who's slumming |
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Robert - More accurately, after he bailed on me |
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Nevius - Architect No. 1, a Southern boy who had to fly south, again |
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David - Architect No. 2, young, but hopefully he knows "the way" |
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Robert II - The Brit who's come in to pinch hit. Do they do that in cricket? |
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Dana - Honorary Member of the Design Team |
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The Owner - can she keep her sanity amidst all the madness? |
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(Here comes your) 19th Nervous Breakdown. |
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In the Beginning... |
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Is the thrill gone? Already? |
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A rabbi, a priest and an electrician... |
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When the Sh**t(rock) hits the fan |
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Closets and kitchens and bears... Oh my! |
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And they're coming down the homestretch... |
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The Reports of My Renovation Being Nearly Completed were Greatly Exaggerated |
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Up to the minute reporting... |
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Are You Kidding ME? |
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Double, double, tile and trouble... |
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Koyaanisqatsi |
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Table of Contents |
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Photos courtesy of: |
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William Hurt, Willem Dafoe, Hilary Swank - IMDb.com |
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B.D. Wong - |
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