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| Name: Damian James Loneragan Nicknames: Damo, Dam-u-onions quite bizarrely at one point. Penfold! Not me I swear. But do we get the idea? Age: 19 DOB: 12/04/1981 |
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| Random facts: Studying Chemistry at Reading University these days. A bright spark. Damian's actually my longest serving ex-boyfriend (14 months). It doesn't really ressemble a prison sentence, promise! There was a whole fake future we all had with our friends married off to each other, we were Sir and Lady Loneragan-Cole. I was a high powered lawyer, Cheryl ruled the world and he was a Harley Street doctor. And we had a daughter called Peridot who we were marrying off to George and Tracey's son. It was mainly his invention. Damo a snob? Nevcr. He's currently single for the first time in years. Always sweet natured, but can pretend to be a bastard at times. Vindictive to those who have hurt and upset him. And the electric toothbrsh thing isn't true, no! Full of good advice, and an ear who can cope with my moans! How I know him: Damo and I were at school together, but didn't really know each other until Year 10, when I got the Internet about the same time as he did. We started e-mailing, pretty much every day, my mum was his GCSE French teacher at the time. We'd whinge about how horrendous our lovelives were, failing to realise what was right under our noses. At one point he wanted to publish a book with our emails called 'The Life and Times of Ellie and Damo'. We are still good friends too :�) |
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| Damo and 'a nice Irish girl' at Uni |
| Damo and a webcam I believe |
| Damo says: Ellie you have to understand I am here for you, you know that. We may have both matured a lot but at least we are on the same wavelengths when it comes to these sort of things. Eleanor you mucking fuppet, listen up to the words of wisdom that are now coming streaming from my anal cavity. "Tell a man the universe contains a billion balls of flaming hydrogen, bigger by far than anything he can comprehend, and he will believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he will touch it to make sure." I really wish they would die. I have never felt so much hate for people in my whole life but I feel they are like wasps, they piss people off and there is no need for their life on this planet. They are awful. They are crass, impolite and crude and that is all I am going to say..... (why you don't piss Damo off) |