The glory, the horror, the true boy band story
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| DUNAGE BOYS (rise & fall) The glory, the horror, the true boy band story |
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| THE SUCCESS: The Dunage Boyz, at one time were the best in there leauge. The following is about the rise & fall of one of the best boybands ever. Known amog worldwide, the Dunage Boyz were most popular in North American, & especially Swedesborrow NJ. They met eachother by chance working a graveyard shift at a local dump in Jersey. They decided to take there singing talents & form a band, anything to escape the grudge of loading trucks 3-in-da-mornin. Talent & pure rage for redneck supervisors, pushed them to create there first album. There first album "Propane Power" went far past there expections hitting # 1 amature album "pop magizene". Soon somone had to come in & manage these studs in order for them to make millions. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| THE MANAGEMENT: This picture is non-other then the famous JFK truck driver Fred. He is the best truck driver on the east coast, & ironicly former manager of the Dunage Boyz. One hot night in Swedesborrow NJ he promissed the kids hollywood lifesyles if they would sign him as there manager. The boyz offerd the deal with twinkles in there eyes. Fred & the band soon went on tour worldwide exposing the world to the boyz talents. Lance (seen in pic below) after seeing all the fame & money the boyz were making tried to buy out fred to own the Dunage Boyz, but fred furiously declined. One night in consert in Alberta Canada Lance sabatached the bands electical equipment, making the band cancle the show. Fred was so angry after that incident that he hired a hitman named "LOS" to take Lance outta the game. One week later Lance was found impaled on a forklift blade. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE ADDICTION: Now with money the boyz had fallen into the dredful addictions. Just like any famous band the boyz had started fooling around with drugs, & all kinds of rotten stuff. One night wile in cosert in Pamana City Dave colapsed like a skid of poorly wraped dhl freight. Fred rushed over to find Dave had passed out cause of some kind of drug. Fred the following day called the boyz for a meeting about there drug additions. Fred got them to confess there additons to such hard drugs as hot pocket brand sandwitches, & caprice sun juice pouches. When word of this got out the the public, & on mtv the boyz record sales went sour. The drugs came with a hard price, Fred soon left the band, & the hopes of a New Jersey based boyband. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Picture taken in concert, Panama City, Panama | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| WHERE ARE THEY NOW: After Fred left the boyz as there manager the rest of the band was getting weaker. Chris seen in the pic was discoverd by roadrunner records, & left the band as a lead singer in a punk band. They tried to continue on tour with out the heart throb of the group, but couldnt hack it. Rob seen in picture was getting so angry with just a boyband of 3 he left with no warning, one morning he just wasnt there anymore? That was the end of them no more tours. Steve (far right) is now famous for winning 10 consecutive lumberjack competitions, & is now retired in Hills-grove PA. Dave (far left is now know as "REX" in a lowbudget wrestling organization in Newark DE. Notice the pallet of Dunage in the back gound, thats what there named after. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Picture taken in consert, Santa Cruz, CA | ||||||||||||||||||||||