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NINTENDO POWER: THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT TWO BROTHERS WHO MOVE TO JAPAN IN HOPES TO WIN BIG IN A NINTENDO GAME CHAMPIONSHIP. BUT THINGS GO WRONG WHEN THEY GET IN A SOUR DEAL WITH A DANGEROUS ASIAN GANG, AND ARE CASTED AWAY IN A LAND OF PIXILATED PIRATES OR SIMPLY A VIDEO GAME UNIT. STARING COWAGS DEPUT ROLE IN A POLITICAL DRAMATIC COMEDY, AND ELK AS ACTOR/DIRECTOR. THIS FILM WILL BE RELEASED LATE SUMMER 2004. FILM NOT YET RATED. |
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HED HEDRIXBURGH: HI IM HEDRIXBURGH PHILADELPHIA'S NUMBER 1 INJURY LAWYER. YOU MAY BE FAMILIAR WITH MY COMERCIALS DURING SUCH SHOWS AS SURPERMARKET SWEET, AND THE PRICE IS RIGHT. HAVE YOU BEEN THE VICTIME OF A CAR CRASH, MEDICAL MISTAKE, OR HAVE RECIEVED UNCOMFORTABLE OBJECTS SHOVED UP YOUR ASS. IF YOU HAVE I CAN TURN YOUR INJURY INTO PURE BLING BLING. MY PHILADELPHIA'S OFFICE NUMBER IS 1-800-HED-8888, THAT NUMBER ONCE AGAIN IS 1-800-HED-8888 |
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THUNDER AND CHUNDER: AFTER GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL ABE SEASAY ALSO KNOW AS NASTY NATE AND THE POOR MANS SAMUAL L. JACKSON, RETURNED TO HIS NATIVE AUSTRALIA. WHILE THERE HE MEET UP WITH IS ABORIGINAL TRIBE AND AFTER KILLING A SWAZI LAND ANAL SNAKE IN A DANK PIT, HE MATURED TO MANHOOD AND RECIEVED AN ANSISTRIAL PENIS CONE AS YOU CAN SEE THE GENTELMEN IN THE BACK GROUND WEARING. CAN YOU HEAR THE THUNDER? BETTER RUN AND TAKE COVER! |
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JURASSIC HEAD: AFTER A LONG COURT BATTLE ELK FILMZ WON THE OWNERSHIP OF THE JURASSIC PARK FRANCHISE FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND PLANS ON CREATING A FOURTH INSTALMENT OF THE JURASSIC PARK MOVIES. SO FAR I CAN TELL YOU THAT JURASSIC PARK 4 IS ABOUT A YOUNG SCIENTIST NAMED DR. RUBEN PLAYED BY BILL RACKLEY WHO INCOUNTERS THE ONE AND ONLY T-REX MIXED WITH HEADRIX DNA, IN A CEMETARY CREEK. THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED. STARING HEADRIX AND BILL |
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MAGARTHERS ISLAND: THIS IS A NEW SERIES COMMING TO THE ELK CHANNEL AND ANIMAL PLANET. ITS A NEW UPDATED VERSION OF THE LOVED GILLIGANS ISLAND. BUT INSTED OF BEING SHIPBOUND ON A DESERTED ISLAND. THEY ARE CARBOUND ON CAPE MAY POINT N.J. THE SHOW CONSISTS OF THESE COMILCAL BUDDIES GETTING INTO CRAZY SITUATIONS SUCH AS SUNBURN, PIGMEY AMAZON WOMEN, AND CANNIBAL HURON TRIBESMEN. THEY ALSO TACKLE MANY FAMILY SITUATIONS. STARRING MIKE MAGARTHER AS THE LOVEABLE AIRHEAD FIRST MATE, AND HEDRIX AS THE BRUDISH, BUT COOL HEADED CAPTIN. WILL THE GET OFF CAPE MAY POINT OR NOT? YOU WILL ONLY KNOW IF YOU WATCH. CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS FOR TIME AND CHANNEL. |
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