Issue #1: �The Davvies: Biological wonders?�
So, we all know what the davvies are. These small human-looking characters everyone likes and identifies other members with. They�re fun and some members spend their last SD on these little fellas (or ladies, I should add). But, how real are these characters? Let�s list what qualities they have which are completely normal:
1. They buy their clothes in shops.
Like every member on PZ, the davvies buy their clothes in shops, and they mix the clothes they buy.
2. They can express themselves.
When the davvie is happy, it wears its happy face, and when it�s angry, it screams. Just like anyone else.
3. They can be of different origin; Caucasian, Black, Asian, Tanned.
Self-explanatory.
This is about how far the davvie�s resembles us, and it�s from now on the real issue of this�issue, takes part.
The davvies are truly remarkable. They can go through plastic surgery to look like Sally from TNBC, Bear, Tiggers or Turtles. But some things are just strange, and it�s these things that fascinates me.
The davvies are obviously bald. And now before you all PM me saying that �My davvie has hair!� let me explain. You see your davvie buy clothes to put on, but when your davvie changes its haircut, did he/she ever go to the hairdresser? No, your davvie just changed hairstyle �Poof!� and Voila!, new haircut. This is only possible if your davvie is wearing a wig (which he/she does). Also (As pointed out by a member), if the davvies had real hair, the older members� davvies would be starting to gain bald spots soon. As it is, their davvies� hair looks great, with no bald spots, so they have to be wearing wigs.
Another point; do the davvies ever wash themselves? No? No. So at the present times, all davvies should be walking around PZ looking extremely filthy and have a cloud that stinks around them. () But they don�t, so the question is; Do the davvies wash themselves when we aren�t looking, or do the population of Zot never get dirty? To this I don�t believe we�ll get an answer, and I�ll leave this issue at that. Until next time, Zotters, until the next time.
- Icea
Next issue will be about: The Black Cauldron and the members who receive them.
Feel free to comment this column by PM�ing Icea at PlanetZot.
