sst 25: Crusifiction, the ultimate body piercing (I am the Anti- Pasta) You know you only get a life sentence for drowning your children? Thats something to think about.............In the future where all children are robots because the entire earth's population is gay, obeese, and sea horses (meaning reproduction is at all time low forcing unhappy gay { thirty years ago those two words would have been an oxymoron...but thanks to slang...} couples to invest in robot children); would it still be considered a crime to drown your five robot children? Ok. so i watched A.I. one too many times, but it was such a great movie. Creed. Scott Stapp. That motherfucker scares the hell out of me. Marlyn Manson, not so scary, Scott Stapp makes me want to bath in holy water, wrap myself in recycled bible fiber and communion waffers and call my self the holy burrito. Who the hell does he think he is? Jesus reborn? You know in thier video for "Sacrafice", the part where he's in the boat singing, and if that weren't homo-errotic enough he's gotta pull another one of himself out of the water and they both start singing to eachother? Creepy.Or how about in the video for "higher" where Scott is singing preacher style, lifts into the air, pulls his arms out like a cross and floats around the crowd? Creepy. Manson flashing his white buttox and a piar of attached breast doesn't seem as creepy compared to Scott Stapp's jesus complex. E.T. is being re-released into movie theaters............because Stephen Spielburg isn't the richest jew in the world yet. The movie is the same age as me and its still playing in theaters..........20 years old and i'm still playing with myself in theaters. Do you think E.T. is gay or just bi-terrestrial? We all know he molested Elliot. "Be gooooooooooood" *smacks prepubescent ass with glowing....ummnnnn errr yeah....* Vh1 should have a "where are they now" on E.T.. I think Elliot's line would sound something like this "....I did not have sexual relationships with that alien...." while Drew Barrymore would brag bout how E.T. came in her hair after fucking her in the ear. MTV finally has a "reality show" hit. If you haven't yet seen the show "the Ozzborns" you are missing out. Even though you can only understand half of what Ozzy sez, It is the funniest half hour on television. Every other word out of the family's mouths is "fuck" , kinda reminds me of thanksgiving. The only way the show could possible be funnier is if my grandma (yup, godamma gramma) was added. Only my grandma bites the heads off off dildo's instead of bats. So those are my thoughts on the current world. Here are a few of your thoughts regauding the last SST. Oh and on a very special note, the last letter was sent to me by verry offended reader who stumbled upon my website. Here is a personal hint to you, JACKASS, if you aren't the kind of person who enjoys sick and twisted humor, why the fuck would you go to a website titled SANITY FOR THE SICK AND TWISTED? From: Xrain13666 ( my brother, not to be confused with a vampire...because apparently he's not) where are my legs!!!!!!!!!!! PezOrgy Replies: your legs were stolen by a formerly lesgless man you met on the subway. He was on a skateboard begging for change. You felt sorry for him, bent down to drop a nickle into his foam cup when *bam* he stole yer legs. What does this teach you? From: AMCT99 you are pure genius. and i am not saying that just to say it. i had a horrible horrible horrible, and i do mean horrible day today. your SST made me better. how that for fucked up??? i love you bunches! ~Alli PezOrgy Replies : How often have I heard the same situation? Bad day saved by SST. Well just because you can't read an SST everytime you have a bad day, does not mean you cannot laugh at those less fortunate then you. Just watch out for legless men on skateboards. From Rusty2787 It's about time. I was going to email you the other day & ask you if you had run out of material but we voted & decided sleeping was more fun than typing. I do expect that this will become a weekly installment again. If you need topic ideas I will be happy to provide some. At the moment I have fun stereotypical-small-town-cop stories. The small, inbred Ohio town I went to high school in is having a town meeting to discuss harassment by police officers since a neighboring town's most prestigious law firm has a staggering number of harassment cases pending. A co-worker of mine, who was correctly assessed to be under the influence, was instructed by his arresting officer to DRIVE his car back to his home so that he could be then placed under arrest by an officer who probably doesn't know what Miranda rights are which would explain why he didn't inform my co-worker of them when placing him under arrest. No, no, it gets better. Officers were called because of a potential fight between my co-worker & another gentleman because of this gentleman's out of state criminal activity. The arresting officer informed my co-worker that he could find no outstanding warrants or a criminal record of any kind on the gentleman. This of course explains why U.S. Marshalls apprehended the gentleman several days later & returned him to the state where his charges originated, to await trial. Ah, the small town mind set. rus PezOrgy Replies: you do not see the goldmine you are upon with this small town cop problem. Did i say problem? I meant to say opportunity. Follow them with a camcorder, sell the tapes to the show COPS, you'll find great material, and great royalties. From Skittles686 haha tom you crack me up, i will talk to you later val PezOrgy Replies: I crack you up val? I think I can do better then crack, I'm goin for heroine. Tell me when I heroine you up. From: Caddie85 THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST SST'S I'VE EVER READ!!!!! Thanks for the enjoyment PezOrgy Replies: The enjoyment is my pleasure. Let's just say you owe me one. I accept lap dances and dead puppies as payment. From:Jen32816 That was a good one! But I must go back to work...before I die! PezOrgy Replies: yer still alive? From: Tiggy121 You crack my shit up Tom! PezOrgy Replies: You mean I heroine your shit up don'tcha? From: [email protected] I just happened to have the misfortune to stumble upon this "filth" you call Sanity for the sick and twisted. What is up with this? How fucked up are you? I'm sorry I had to swear, but no other word would fit there. Something is wrong with your mind though, and you really seem to need God in your life. I would recommend you stop publishing this so-called newsletter before your sins are recorded, and ask Christ for repentance. Lucky for you, he is all forgiving. May God have mercy on your soul. -- PezOrgy Replies: you are Scott Stapp aren't you? |