he would go by the name Mo-Dawg). And you, you all are my peeps, and I'm
fighting for your sanity. So hold on, as the brand new SST takes action in
parting the social masses. I have plenty of surprises for you this issue, new
segments such as FUCK AOL, MY FUCKING CAR, and old favorites such as
DISSAPOINTMENT OF THE MONTH, and FUN WITH CHATROOMS. Yadda Yadda Yadda,
let's get this bitch started.
Fuck Aol
Ok, this segment was all provoked by aol themselves. They erased my
profile of three months, just because I called thier bluff. I called it the
Six Dirty Words that you can't say on AOL. Since I no longer have my profile,
here is the letter they sent my master account. Enjoy the Laugh.
Dear Member,
America Online has been notified of a Member Directory profile created by one
of the screen names on your account which violates AOL's Terms of Service
(TOS). A written warning has been entered on your account record along with
the information below.
On 03/18/01 12:10:59 AM Eastern, the pezorgy screen name created/edited a
profile that contained the following inappropriate content
"Unacceptable Profile: Member Name: s l u t
Location: P e n i s
Birthdate:
Sex: N
Marital Status: V a g i n a
Computers: F u c k
Occupation: w h o r e
Hobbies: C u n t"
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Ok, what I dont get is the fact that I couldn't use the words penis or
vagina, when I could use the words cock, and pussy. So AOL, I salute you with
a big middle finger.
I HATE AOL
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THEIR COMMUNIST HANDS
I HATE AOL
YOU TRY TO SWITCH COMPANIES AND THEY SINK YOU LIKE SAND
I HATE AOL
I GET KNOCKED OFF AND HAVE SLOW CONNECTIONS
I HATE AOL
I DONT PAY THEIR BILLS AND THEY SEND ME TO COLLECTIONS
I HATE AOL
KICK BACK AND WATCH HOW THEY SUCK YOU IN
I HATE AOL
TRY TO SEE IT THEIR WAY AND YOU JUST CANT WIN
I HATE AOL
a song by Pollyanna Scott
words by Pollyanna Scott
Lyrics by Pollyanna Scott
Ingenious wit by Pollyanna Scott
Hey Polly, I'm not certain, but I think words and lyrics are the same
thing. Thanks for the poem though, it fit right in.
My Fucking Car
My car has been the biggest bitch as of late. Last tuesday it took 650
bucks for brakes, and then that friday it broke down in the bussiest
intersection, in mid rush hour, in the pouring rain, right at the stop sign.
Great. 560 bucks later I get my car back. If I hadn't already put in a
thousand dollars into the car in the previous months (300 dollar tune up, 500
dollar gas tank, 200 dollar tires) and built up my prized bumper stickers, I
would have junked the bitch. But all of this isn't the real reason I've
dedicated this segment to my car, y'see last night the alarm decided to get
poossed. So now it looks like I steal my own car everytime I start it. Plus I
sound like the friggen GhostBuster mobile drivin around Brunstucky. Great,
thank you car, I love you.
Dissapointment of the Month
Ok, so last month I attacked Destiny's Child's new single. This month's
dissapointment is again the Children of Destiny, or rather the Child of
Destiny, Byoncee. The recent Issue of Stuff magazine features a cover of
Destiny's Child, not all three, just Byoncee. The other two are in a fold out
behind the big B. What the hell is with this? Not only does Byoncee get all
the solo's, all the leads in every DC song, but now she gets all the magazine
covers. Dissapointing.....it makes clowns cry.
Fun with ChatRooms
I had so many positive feedback from my Fun with Chatrooms edition of
SST, that I've decided to make a monthly section devoted to our unintellegent
net losers. This month I've traveled to a 2gether RPG chat, you know that
stupid MTV show ripping off boy bands? Well it certainly deserves a lot of
ripping.
*** You are in "Arts and Entertainment - new 2gether rpg". ***
ItalianI3aI3y87: HE DIED IN JANUARY
ItalianI3aI3y87: 8 DAYS AFTER HI B-DAY
NatalieCharlesT: i aint no newbie...
ItalianI3aI3y87: NO U DIDNT
PezOrgy: hey peeps
Xx2Gether4Eva: hi pez
PezOrgy: who died?
Jenbencutie16: QT
Xx2Gether4Eva: michael cuccione
ItalianI3aI3y87: MICHAEL CUCCIONE QT
PezOrgy: how?
Xx2Gether4Eva: cancer
ItalianI3aI3y87: HE WAS SO HOT
Jenbencutie16: i know
PezOrgy: even with the lumps?
Xx2Gether4Eva: lumps?
PezOrgy: was he hot with the lumps? y'no cancer lumps?
NatalieCharlesT: ...........
NatalieCharlesT: otown is kewl too....
PezOrgy: you know some people like lumps, in oatmeal and such
Xx2Gether4Eva: i should talk to carson about that
Michellerzz: Carson is my daddy
Michellerzz: ^_^
PezOrgy: hey, i thought this is an rpg, shouldn't you all be role playin?
Michellerzz: *Melody*::In the living room watching tv::
PezOrgy: can I be QT?
Michellerzz: Yeah sure
Michellerzz: *_*
PezOrgy: *Dies of cancer*
PezOrgy: hee hee
Xx2Gether4Eva: not cool...............
Untill next time, stay sane