doesn't it? Well just give me 10 minutes, and you will all understand just
why I was compelled to write this.
It all started on my trip to a Bon Jovi Fan chat room. I simply told them
my only Bon Jovi story, yadda yadda yadda, I was booted out of the chat,
ignored by everyone inside. So PezOrgy's mission was born, to seek out stupid
chat rooms and expose them for all they're worth. Note : all these chat rooms
are legit, I wouldn't have the patience to make up all these stupid
conversations.
This Chat room was labeled **Dawson's Creek RPG**
PezOrgy: how the hell can you rpg to dawson's creek?
LilTemptress13: i duno
LilTemptress13: a made up
PezOrgy: this by far has to be the dumbest chat i've seen all day
PezOrgy: this even beats bon jovi fans
LilTemptress13: then why are you still here
PezOrgy: comedic relief
LilTemptress13: yah why dont you go to your mom for that
LilTemptress13: bye
PezOrgy: my mom is dead you asshole
LilTemptress13: shit..i knew that would happen one day...my bad
Now when I said that this was the dumbest chat room I'd been to all day,
I was mistaken, for it was only the begining. This next chat room was called
**Baby Pokemon Nursery**
PezOrgy: wat the hell kinda chat room is this?
Flt Adm Collins: Gets on Pidgeotto's back and flys to Saffron
Flt Adm Collins: Shows the conductor his pass and boards the Magnet train.
Apparently when exposed, pokemon trainers fly away to avoid questioning.
The next chat was only described as **Puffy Guilty**. As soon as I got there
people started bitching at me on how he isn't guilty......ok guys, you made
up the stupid chat, not me. Then I went onto **Harvey Danger**
uby 764: hello
PezOrgy: oh hell yeah, one hit wonder baby!
Ruby 764: hmph i still love them
PezOrgy: they were the ones who sang Rico Suave right?
Ruby 764: they sang flagpole sitta
PezOrgy: ohhhhhhhhhh
Ok, this next one is really gross, now remind you, I didn't make this up.
**Bob Doles Thong**
PezOrgy: sick.....very sick
AngeIic Tears: Thanks.
AngeIic Tears: <.<;
PezOrgy: is this the thong before or after he takes the viagra?
AngeIic Tears: Does it matter? o.O
AngeIic Tears: ���V�j�ll���� c�ntin: king missile - detachable penis
PezOrgy: yes, there is whole four extra inches difference
AngeIic Tears: o.O
I had to find my way back to the **Bon Jovi Fan** , it was only natural
progression now that I had my mission.
Axlzrose27: go away Pez
PezOrgy: I know you guys hate me an all
Axlzrose27: so go..
PezOrgy: but will you give me another chance?
PezOrgy: what if i say that i like bon jovi?
Axlzrose27: its on Atlantis
PezOrgy: It's my life!
PezOrgy: burger king did it my way!
Axlzrose27: you are one of the most pathetic people ive come across
tonight, you are very offensive, go
Axlzrose27: AWAY
PezOrgy: I'm not offensive if you remove the flag pole from your ass
CaptainCrash6098: DONT GO AWAY MAD
CaptainCrash6098: JUST GO
Axlzrose27: just go away!
Axlzrose27: *motley crue
PezOrgy: you bon jovi fans are the most hostle people
CaptainCrash6098: IGNORE HIM AXL
Axlzrose27: lol
CaptainCrash6098: WE ARE BRUTES
PezOrgy: shouldn't you be all nice and hair spray like?
CaptainCrash6098: WHAT A FUNNY GUY
Axlzrose27: a riot.... yawn...
You all see how rudley I was treated? Geesh. It's ok, I took out my
aggressions on the next chat room aptly labeled **JeSus FrEaKs**
AmBeR LiViN 4 JC: hey Pez
PezOrgy: hi
HP390: This room is much nicer tonight
SuNkIsSeSsS: amen hp
PezOrgy: so who is this jeSus and why are you all FrEaKs about him?
HP390: GODSLOVEANDGRACE has went to the dogs, so to speak
HP390: Pez, the nonbelievers gave us that name
DeVi1sAdVo295015: hey
SuNkIsSeSsS: im a freak
SuNkIsSeSsS: jesus freak
HP390: because we try to put Christ, the son of God, and our saviour above
all else
DeVi1sAdVo295015: *dont even start on the name unless you have a dictionary
handy*
HP390: the choose not to believe in God
HP390: *they
AmBeR LiViN 4 JC: I love the lord
HP390: I do too
PezOrgy: i love him more bitch!
HP390: sounds like it
DeVi1sAdVo295015: sure ya do pez...sure ya do
What is the first thought that pops into mind when you hear the word
sass? I think of a southern black woman, but hey, that's just me. So going
into a chat room labeled **Sassy Honey 5** with an all black attitude wasn't
the smartest move on my part.
SASSY HONEY5: lol
SASSY HONEY5: i like ur profile
PezOrgy: any of you subscribe to honey, the ultimate magazine geared for
black women?
SASSY HONEY5: nope.
CRIMSONPRIDE143: NOPE
VLADY83: nope
Ok, I know you all probably think PezOrgy just makes trouble out there,
but I do good sometimes too. I was in a room where a big asshole was picking
on a woman, so like anything with a spine would do, I made the sides a little
more even. Ha ha, just listen.
Jim your man: SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
PezOrgy: take your hand and masterbate instead of shoving it down your dog's
throat
PezOrgy: hey jim , i think your goats are callin
PezOrgy: go fuck them
Jim your man: I DON'T HAVE ANY GOATS, FOOL!
PezOrgy: oh so then you pay your nieghbor for his
PezOrgy: even worse
PezOrgy: goat whores
Jim your man: HOWS ABOUT WE ALL SAY SORRY AND I LEAVE THE CHATROOM?
Jim your man: I'LL BE THE FIRST: SORRY
PezOrgy: can I be the second to say I'm sorry?
PezOrgy: I'm sorry...........
PezOrgy: Sorry Jim's such a fucking cock sucker
morgansasse1: i dont any reason to apologize jim
morgansasse1: lol
Jim your man: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? I SAID---
morgansasse1: pez u are cool
PezOrgy: I know it
morgansasse1: :)
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morgansasse1: think hes going through a midlife crisis lol
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PezOrgy: more like menopause
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PezOrgy: awwwww he left
PezOrgy: what a shame
morgansasse1: lol:)
Ok, a chat called **Jesus is the Answer**. I had to take a step inside.
InHisEmbrace15: Hi Pez
PezOrgy: hi
Elana160: hi pez
PezOrgy: so if he's the answer, whats the question/
PezOrgy: and if this were jeapoardy, wouldn't he be the question and not
the answer?
Elana160: tpez whats on your heart
InHisEmbrace15: He's the answer to your problems
PezOrgy: i have problems?
Elana160: do you I didnt say that
InHisEmbrace15: we all have problems
Elana160: we all have some
Elana160: i am jealous alot,,,, bad problem
PezOrgy: well if you turn your music up loud enough, you can't evenb hear
the problems
Elana160: i am ok with my problem
InHisEmbrace15: is that how you solve your problems?
Elana160: i actually ask jesus to guide me to knowing
Elana160: how to overcome it
InHisEmbrace15: amen, Elana, I was asking Pez
Elana160: good
PezOrgy: oh i get it
PezOrgy: so today i had enchiladas
PezOrgy: they gave me gas
PezOrgy: if i take a jesus
PezOrgy: the gas will go away
Elana160: the gas is part of you,,,,
InHisEmbrace15: don't mock Jesus, some day you'll have to answer to Him
PezOrgy: eh, he'll forgive me anyways
InHisEmbrace15: Hi Guy
InHisEmbrace15: I don't think so
Elana160: pez your flippant aditude is cute but,,,,,
Elana160: its not really helping is it
PezOrgy: helping what?
Elana160: what ails you
PezOrgy: my gas?
Elana160: what ever
PezOrgy: well if its a part of me like you said
PezOrgy: then i like it
PezOrgy: cuz I love me
Elana160: amen
InHisEmbrace15: Jesus loves you, too, Pez
Elana160: more than you will ever know
PezOrgy: you think they'll ever make a jesus pez dispencer?
Elana160: why do you do that
PezOrgy: he could dispence communion or something
After that doozy I ended up in Japan, Mexico, and Hairy Females. ewwww.
Japan was fun, I started all my coversations with "wa?", well cuz....its
sounds Japanese. This one was called PiNoYPiNaY, which I have no idea what it
was....I think something about transgenders or something...
PezOrgy: wa?
SHyPiNaY50: . . .?
PezOrgy: hi
SHyPiNaY50: hi
PezOrgy: ummmnnnn
PezOrgy: how are you
SHyPiNaY50: fine
I 900 EM MUON: con quang cao nua
I 900 EM MUON: hello ba con
I 900 EM MUON: chet het roi ha
PezOrgy: wa?
I 900 EM MUON: sao hong thay ai noi chuyen vay
Tnh00phai: xin chao em muon
I 900 EM MUON: dza hong dzam'
I 900 EM MUON: eehehhehhe
I 900 EM MUON: chao` ong
I 900 EM MUON: em hong co muon dau ah nghe
PezOrgy: dayamn jeena
Tnh00phai: la con trai sao de ten con gai vay
I 900 EM MUON: dung co lam` bay
I 900 EM MUON: ehhehehheh
I 900 EM MUON: cai nay dau phai la ten
It was all them just laughing at me the rest of the time, Damn Jeena
sounded Japanese......well actually it's Martin Lawrence ......ok, sorry for
wasting your time, I thought these chats were pretty funny. Still no nemisis
though.