Ive been a devil ( No not Christopher Walken....but that would be kool...Note
To Self : Do an SST all about Walken). I've fooled all of you all in the name
of entertainment. X Save the Savior X was indeed just an alter ego of
PezOrgy. Well see the thing is, my nemisis Physco171 stopped returning my
calls, and I needed somebody to fill in that arrogant, Nazi-Christian gap
that Physco left behind. So I created Savior, the next best thing to being
braindead. Sorry for foolin, but it's not the first time I've fukked with ya.
If anybody knows of a real asshole that can hold my nemisis position, please
forward them the application attached at the bottom of this issue. SST will
have a small Dear PezOrgy, and a new catagorgy called Dissapointment of the
Month. Let's get this bitch started.
fuck that writing my own sst thing. i am more lazy than you could ever be
and the thought of putting that much effort into it makes my head mad at you
for bringing it up. but still we will see how bored i get at home with my
parents
beth
Sorry for suggesting it, what was I thinking. What the fuck am I doing?
Appologizing for the second time in one newsletter???? I must do something to
make up for all that being a pussy. Ok, here you go, you asked for it.
Nigger-Jew-Bitch-Ass-Fukking-Penis hole-Eating-Cunting-Mulslum! Oh yeah, I
just finished jerking off on a one eyed fish in shallow water, so when I came
all over him he gagged and died. You should have seen the way his gills
opened up begging for breathable liquid. It really got me off. Now that
sounds more like PezOrgy then appologizing.
..these are getting to be more sane than should be. i think it is just
becoming a news report? what the hell?
From: XRAIN13666
I just finished jerking off to your letter, you should have seen the way
the ink dripped off the paper.
Ok, thats all the dear PezOrgy I had for this week, if you assholes woud
write in more often we would have a respectable column. And now, the
Dissapointment of the Month. And who is honored this month you ask? None
other then our darling angels, Destiny's Child. Anyone hear thier new song
Survivor? You most likely already have, back when Donna Summer sang it. But
since there are three of them, and they all won grammy's, it must be a great
single.Destiny has always had the hottest single on the dance floor, but this
time around they are more like bathroom floor after I chukked up the
reheated chikken I had for dinner.... all washed up. Destiny, you had your
day, and now, now you have your Dissapointment.
Just a couple shout-outs before SST concludes. Happy 20 Alli, congrats
Mel and Chris on everything, and thank you thank you thank you for the
wonderful webpage Beth.
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Application For PezOrgy's Nemisis
Age: (you must be at least 18)
Race: (you must be white)
Religion: (You must have one of the stupid ones that makes you narrow minded)
True of False:
1) Aliens exist.
2) The thought of Paully Shore brings up a screaching sound that can shatter
glass.
3) Bush doesn't deserve to be president.
4) New Jersey isn't a real state.
5) Courtnet Love Killed Kurt Cobain.
If you answered False to all the previous, you may be my next nemises. In
that case, Welcome you Fukker!
