it, is it still funny? If you laughed, then the answer is yes.
If I had a kid, I'd name him Masterbation, because that's what I should
have been doing instead of making that mistake.
What do you get when you combine an Indian with a Half-Tard? The
stupidest person on earth.
Ok, that was just a little philosophy from the master. Now all you
apprentices can one-hand-clap your way into orgasm. This SST might seem to be
pointless (kinda like jews), but there is a terrible conspiracy on hand.
There has been talk that my newsletter hasn't been offensive enough, and that
a small group on individuals are planning on creating an anti-sst. Now I will
not reveal the source of my information, so i will just refer to him as Deep
Throat Xrain. Now, a year ago I'd be very pissed, and I'd lash out with an
off color statement (like you cuntingf Hindu), but I'm better than that. If
SST was just about shocking readers into submission, I'd only write offensive
material ( Like guzzeling down a nice warm glass of Ricky Martin's Cum). But
SST has grown, and I want to give you quality material, that isn't based only
on offensive statements (like fucking the heads off baby rabbits while
thinking of cavity searching the pope). So Is it really my fault that my
readers have grown so accustomed to my taste, that nothing I do or say shocks
anyone? I am your drug, take in moderation, or you just might overdose.
But where does that leave those SST traitors? Right in the palms of my
hands, and you all know where they have been. Scott and Laura, you two are
being held accountable for treason. A part of this issue will be dedicated to
your mothers in an article I like to call "WHEN I'M FUCKING YOUR MOM....." .
Plus you can look forward to your trial next issue. If the readers find you
guilty, you both get the boot from the mailing list. Hey this is war, and
what's a war without killing some jews.
When I'm Fucking Your Mom (dedicated to Scott and Laura's
mothers)
* Laura, when I'm fucking your mom, I like to whip her ass with a
fish, all while singing some classic Frank Sinatra.
* Scott, when I'm fucking your mom, I like to pull out right before I
go, squirting cum all over her face. I really like it when she makes those
little cum bubbles out of her nose as she gasps for air.
*Laura, When I'm fucking your mom, I get to see the "Dikes-on-Bikes"
tattoo that she has on her left butt cheek. Was that before, or after she met
your dad?
*Scott, when I'm fucking your mom, for some reason, she screams out
your name........Isn't that wierd?
*Laura, When I'm fucking your mom, I invite your grandma in to join.
The things those two do to eachother......
*Scott, When I'm fucking your mom, she likes it when I call her Half
Tard.
*Laura,...your mom likes pickels.......
*Scott, While I was fucking your mom, she told me that you like
pickles......
Now who is the master? You can both bow to my feet if you want. Ok, so I
know you all want to see your letters printed, so engage in Dear Pezorgy.
i am in fucking tears right now because i am laughing so hard that the fuckin
story jodie wrote..it is hilarious and it makes me want to eat a piece of
that cherry pie
love always heather
Well I'm glad that you like Jodie's story, I really think she did a good
job. Except for the whole part she forgot to put in. I specifically told her
that one of the girls was supposed to get impregnated by Cherry Pie. The
twist......she would be pregnant with twins...a pair of cherry pop
tarts..........
I'd almost forgotten what the guys from my high school were like until I
read the part in SST written by X Save the Savior X. He's going to
'guard' the gates of heaven with a shotgun? If I wasn't laughing so
hard, I'd be speechless... sad thing is, he'll be so busy getting off
watching a couple of lesbians, the rest will sneak in behind him....
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From: rusty2787
It takes all kinds of idiots to make this world go backwards, but hey, if
he's entertainment (if even just to just laugh at), I think we should keep
him no?
LOL...i definately have to agree with the article on
how artists make the best lovers...i know from first
hand experience on that one....hehe....love ya tommy!!!
From: leggzz1882
*blush*
Tom, I just had to respond to the Save the Savior thing. Here's a couple of
questions, first,I'm not going to pretend that I know a lot about religion (
you obviously know I don't) but I just don't know who is this savior he
thinks he is saving and why does he need to be saved, if its Jesus than
wouldn't he already have been saved or something. Second, does this guy only
hate lesbians or does he hate all homosexuals in general, and what about
bisexuals like Suzie, how does he feel about them? What an idiot! Third, I
want to know where this guy got the idea that you had any aspect of decency
because anyone who knows you, knows that you don't have any descency at all
and never have, its what makes you Tom, well thats all I have to say, bye.
Bailey
You are right about me not having any descency. But on the whole Save the
Savior not knowing me, that might be a stretch. He seems to know an awful lot
about me and nikki..............Is he physco under a new Sn trying to get
some revenge? Or is he the spic just trying to be gay. Or is he just another
asshole in a world chalk full of them? It seems that SST is nothing but
conspiracies lately......
nice try at being insulting. you missed tommy. bring up things that interest
people...who the hell cares about god anymore. he doesn't have half the pr
that mel gibson does. you should stick with half tards and blowing up cute
fuzzy pandas. you know what they want to talk about....
hey jodie...madonna sucks ass. she can't even keep the same image. such a
poser.
hey turk....phhhhhffffaaattttttt. and stuff
hey tommy...you smell and my computer thinks yours has a nice ass. and so
does it's mom..that stupid aquiram
hey jennie...one word for you...cancoon.
see how that works at bringing in the replies. if you insult them directly
they will get upset. and when they are upset they write. they think they are
better.
i for one am going to insult pies...that's like saying god sucks.
pie is stupid
have fun my tommy
and eat your lucky charms
elizarda
Beth, I thought only boys smoked cigars? Jodie, Madonna does suck really
bad, in fact the space inbetween her front teeth is meant for the insearting
of penis. Hey turk, Did smurfette wear a babushca? La La La-La-La La. Hey
Jen...cancoon is looking very nice about now. Hey cherry Pie...beth was just
kidding, she didn't mean it. See Beth, I prolly pissed off just as many
people as you did.
This x save the savior sounds like a cult guy. however, if bashing mel gets
the most response, why not? and then why stop at him? i am sure there are
more. but back to this treason thing, it used to be capital punishment for
treason. and i am disappointed in the lack of pics here
From: XRAIN13666
A cult guy? I doubt it. The reason SSt hasn't had pictures in a while is
just the plain old fact that I'm too lazy to send them. And If I hear Mel
gibson's name one more time, I'm officially going to kill him.
Ok guys, next issue is the big trial of Laura and Scott, tell me wheather
you think that they are guilty or not, and if so, what thier punishment
should be. Till next time..............stay insane