And SST returns, after a long month's wait. First of all I'd like to appologize to everyone for the lack of SST branded sarcasm and cruelty. I know it's been hard for us all, and I promise never to leave you alone in this asshole world ever again.
A lot has happened since the last SST, an "elected" president has stepped forward and into a pile of shit, a traiterous Mel Gibson has gone to the other side, Robert Downey Jr has gotten arrested again (but that seems to
happen between every other SST), Modonna has gotten married, and I myself have become addicted to cough drops. This all proves my point, that with out Sanity for the Sick and Twisted, the world will go to hell.
President elect George Bush......does that sound right? Well the whole "elect" part just confuses the hell out of me...well since...you know.....HE WASN'T ELECTED!!! This is going to be a long 4 years everyone, strap your safty belts off and go get some one last time before the plane crashes.
Mel, Mel, Mel.....I don't know what dissapoints me more, Mel Gibson or that taco salad that tastes really great untill you chomp on the chicken bone
at the bottom of the sour cream. He makes the greatest guy movies, Mad Max, Leathal Weapon, Braveheart, The Patriot.....and then.......What Women Want.
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!! He was a "Guy Movie" hero, and now....a "chick flick"??? Well Gibson, you have asked for it, I have formed an organization to prevent any more of this kind of behavior. Guys Against Gibson, or GAG for short. All "Guy Movie" actors will be so fearful of making "Chick Flicks", that all male actors will boycott such movies, leaving "Chick Flick" movies without male
actors. Either that or the only guy actors left will be homosexuals, and what kind of movies would that provide? When Harry Met Salvador, Sleepless in San
Francisco, Runaway Groom, Breakfast at Timmothy's, Waiting to Excrete, You've Got Male......the list could go on forever, but I wont. Mel must be stopped before it's too late. What if he makes a Bridges of Madison County 2? What then???? Then we have a Fucked up President and another Fucked up movie to be
dragged to.
Well It's that time to let the readers talk. This one's from rusty. Forgive me, I don't normally talk politics, but hear me out....
if one cannot punch a hole in a piece of paper...
one should not be making a decision that affects one's nation.
Thank you, I've had my say.
Well Rusty, .......you prove a valid point. But just think back at all the kids you went to highschool with, all those idiot jocks, braindead cheerleaders, death toned goths, virgins-for-life marching banders, bisexual thespians, and arrogant artists???? They can all vote for president too.
Isn't that scary?
Here is picture I had drawn for an X-mas edition of SST, but unfortunately i was busy writing/directing/producing a movie, and it was never written. I call it Santa Klan. Do not sleep at night or he and his band of white trash elves will put burning candy canes in your fron yard. Ok, till next time, his is the SST master, signing out.
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