Penny's "biggest snale of them all",I've been really hooked up on other
things. But I hope that you do enjoy my two short stories ( for those of you
who do not recieve the pictures you are missing a lot, but do not fear, in a
couple years I'm sure I will have my book out).
George and his bag of hair :
Every year George dressed as a monkey. Every Halloween exactly the same:
go out, get candy, nothing too strange. But this year happened something
really funky. Instead of a bag of candy he got a bag of hair. He's not
exactly sure how or where , and he really didn't care. And instead of holding
a grudge, George fell in love, with his beautiful bag of hair.
On Thanksgiving the hair said grace, for christmas he gave it shaving
cream and a bic, on Mardi Gras he painted it's face, And on Easter he used it
as grass in his basket. the two were inseperable.
Halloween's were never the same, never boring or plain. George and his
bag of hair had the best costumes again and again. One year they were Sunny
and Cher, another Han Solo and Chewbacca, Sanford and Son three years before,
and just this year Liberman and Gore.
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Lucy the Undead :
Lucy was the most trendy girl in school,
-- so trendy that even dying was uncool.
She came back from the dead to stay on the squad,
The only thing she had to hide was her rotting bod.
Her friends would never let it slide,
if they knew she had died,
So she played it alive,
--as the quenn of thier hive.
By second semester, the smells started to fester,
Decomposing bone splashed with Tommy colonge
Her new fleece vest covered her sunken in chest,
Lucy was so lucky her friends were so clueless,
They never even noticed she never went shoeless.
But her senior prom exploded the bomb,
While dancing with the King she started to sing out-loud,
And there in front of the crowd, fell out both her toungue and her right lung.
And there they just hung......................
The kids all screamed at thier queen,
The teachers passed out on the bleechers,
And the football team began to vomit,
--cause they all just found out the had intercourse with a corpse.
Nobody ever saw her since,
-- till thier highschool reunion,
where they found out she went on to marry a mortician.
