Hey everyone, this is my first official newsletter, so if you got any
confusion bout the other mail i sent you just forget about it.... its easier
that way.....
Maybe i should start off by telling you all a little bit about myself ,
for those of you who think you know me just fast-forward this part. My name
is Tom, but people call me... well... er..... Tom... I blame all my problems
on my family ( i know what your thinking..that is a cheap way out...but it
saves time at the shrink) Well i'm an artist that uses his powers for
evil(myself)... i'm the kind of person that will cut you off, yet stop at the
next yellow light... i only drink milk with ice, and i buy my boxers to match
my bed spread.....
For your next set of questions,... where does he come up with these
fu@#ed up ideas?, and where can i send my complaints to?? The answer to both
of those questions can be achieved in one easy step...Just rub your eyeballs
really hard... y'see that glowing light??? That is my complaint box, just
insert complaint in the slot and i should get back to you in a few hundred
years... the glowing light also gives me great recipies for meat pies, and
hideous ideas for upcomming projects.
If you are on this mailing list you will always get a tasty treat of
demented drawings and/or paintings.... I promiss fun entertainment for all
ages (note:this material may not be suitable for anyone under 16 or above
29)... Every friday you will be pleasantly surprised by my presence in your
e-mail box (or if i find out where you live you'll get a completly different
surprise by my presence)....If you know of anyone who will be interested in
recieving this newsletyter by all means forward it to them [and if this was
forwarded to you just reply back to me and i will put you on my mailing list]
.... other than that i hope you enjoy this first wonderful edition of tom's
newsletter, there will be plenty more
tom.....pezorgy
P.S> if your music is loud enough you cant even hear your problems....
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