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Darling Jessica .. ah how she amuses me still


Jessica the Black Widow /Jessica Jade

so much fun she almost needs her  own section lol

I came across this one in my yahoo club  where  she  posted
 this message:
You know nothing of real vampires. I am a real vampire and this is no joke. 
If you want a real vampire then come and get me. For I have walked among the living for 
hundreds of years and still continue to do so.
 I hope that you realize that you are in way over your heads.
I later  found  that she had posted  virtually the same  message in every club that 
had the words hunter or  slayer in it.Well I din't really care so I ignored the message
,but later I see she has gone to my site and filled out my hunter form:
So I email her  an admittadly  unpleasent email.I mean if  she wanted to post comments
then  she  could have used  my guestbook :
Where are you located (in general): Maine 
Do you belong to any organizations?: Yes: The Kindred 
how long have you been a hunter/seeker/slayer?: Never 
How many vampires have you killed?: Only the Vampires that end up being slayers are the ones I kill 
What do you charge,or do you charge?: I kill Slayers for free 
Do you require assistance?: Never 
Do you require training?: No 
Why did you get into vampire hunting /slaying/seeking?: I didn't 
Any good advice for other hunters/slayers/seekers? (share the knowledge): Don't not continue with this game 
it will get you kill 
Other important info or comments.Tell us about you!: If you want to kill me then come and
 get me. Leave an e-mail at [email protected] if you want to know were I am 
This is my email reply:
What is  with you?You are under  some deluded  fantasy  that I  want  to
come over  and  massacre  everyone  and everything Ifind.It is  really pathetic.
Come and  get me? that is  so typical.I am a hunter.For real.I don't care  what you think.
I don't  kill  people  just beacause they say they are vampires  or they make  stupid comments like yours.
In fact  some  vampires and I are on friendly terms. You are  showing your ignorance and  stereotypical prejudice.
Like I have  said many times before  If you aren't hurting/killing  innocent people then you don't need to worry  about me.
If you are  then I will alert  the police .If it  is worse  than  something the police will take
on then I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE SITUATION.
So  if you  fit my  criteria  then yes tell me where you live.If  you are in a reasonable  distance  I may
come for a visit.Then I will see how bad you reallyare.If  not   then  shut up.
Why would you  sign a form for  vampire hunters tolist themselves anyway?
This was her ever so  sweet  reply:
I will tell you were I live only on one condition. That you come and see me for your self.  I shall tell
you the visinity in which I now exist.  Portland Maine And I have made hunters my friends for a while until
they betrayed me and tried to kill me.  I have no interest in being on good terms with you.  And yes I
kill the innocent but I also make them beg for therelife before I do it.
Now  I see her on all these  yahoo clubs  threatening and challenging everyone she she's
and she  wont admit  to being a role player here is a few of  her  posts on the message board and 
 the various replies to them: 
(I called her a role player)A role player is you that wants things to be different then they already are. 
I want things to continue on as they always have. I never role play. i speak this with my soul 
(if there really is one within me and I believe there is). And no word is ever dangerous unless it is 
made into reality, which I have done so many times before.
My reply:
look jess I have met a lot of vampires and hun you ain't nothin.
You are in fact giving real vampires are bad rap and and the wannabe hunters who don't know 
anybetter more fuel to go off and do crazy things.
Personally I just find you laughable 
her reply:
I am sorry that you continue to think that I am fake but that is your opinion and your entitled to it. 
If you wish to speak with me more to know what I truely am then we may be able to set up a time to 
meet. possible a mutual place of agreement. I do not believe you are a fake. 
In fact it would very much interest me on who you really are.
Any way, I will be awaiting any response that you wish to give me. Good or Bad.
Akasha's reply to Jess:
Give me a f**king (censored just in case YOUNG eyes might be here) break! You who claims to be 700 years 
old would wet yourself if YOU came across a REAL vampyre.

Take your roleplaying, Angel wannabe ass home and get a life! I think your mom is calling you in.

GODS! You are giving vampyres a bad name. We do NOT kill non-vamps. You are one of the reasons that 
we get hunted. You go around spreading lies about how many people/hunters you've killed and THEY 
(the hunters) believe you. Think before you post...you're childish words could cause some innocent person(s) 
to get harmed unnecessarily.

If you're 700 years old, I'm GOD!

Sorry Sam....I tried not to come off as rude and/or beligerent, but you being a member of my list know 
how we feel about hunters....well, we feel the same way about rogues who go around spreading 
lies and causing us injustices.

Em Hotep,
Akasha 

Another reply from Jess:For one thing 700 years old is young for kindred or do you not know this. 
Second I did not mean to brag about killing I was simply stating that if any slayer were to come upon me 
then they would have a problem. And last but not least as i have said before you are entitled to your 
opinion but until you know the truth keep your opinions to yourself. I am vampire and even though 
I don't spell it the same way you do don't mean that I am not. I have lived for about 700 years but I 
was embraced at the age of 21 so please like I said call me a lier until you have met me face to face.

My reply:
she just doesn't quit lol ah well...I am begining to think she maybe so wraped up in her little fantasy she actually believes it.
Jess dear seek help.
If you insist on playing this game how about giving us some more facts about you and your 700 years of life.heh.
but that would probably be playing into your delusions and only hurting you in the long run.
Poor kid.

So she decides to tell us all about her: I have no problem about telling you about my past life so please 
do not speak your opinions as fact until you are quiet sure on who I really am.
I was born about 700 years ago as a mortal and was thrown into the streets just shortly after birth to die.
 I was found about 3 hours later almost dead but not quiet by a nun walking down an ally to visit a sick friend. 
She heard my crys and sought me out in a trash can. She brought me back to the orphanage seeing that is were 
she worked and clothed and feed me up until the age of 8 were I decided to run away. I lived on my own on the 
streets stealing and rummaging in trash cans in order to survive. By the time my 21 birthday came around I was 
sick and on my death bed so-to-speak. Still living on the streets I ran into a man who offered me help, and 
at first I was not willing to take it for I found through my years of life on the streets that I could not trust anyone. 
He finally convinced me to go with him to his home and have dinner with him. His home was not like most would 
think. he was not welthy but he was at home none the less. He let me take a bath and gave me a dress to wear 
for when I had dinner with him. He made the food himself but did not make any for him self. I sat an ate telling 
him how delicious the meal was not realizing that he himself had nothing infront of him. 
When I finished my meal I was ready to go when He offered me a glass of champaigne I decided to take it 
even though I had taken enough as it was and really didn't want to take advantage of his hospitality. 
I sat drinking the wine and looking into his dark ice cold blue eyes as he talked softly to me. he was a vampire seductor. 
One of a very few. I finally got to the point were I was in a trance but still fully aware of what was going on. 
That night he embraced me. The next mourning and the mournings there after he taught me all that 
he new of the vampiric world, the past, present, and hopefully the future. He taught me every thing that 
I needed to know in order to survive on my own for he knew some day something would happen to him and 
He would no longer be around to take care of me. He taught me how to be a seductress, and he taught me how to fight. 
One day, the night he was killed, he handed me 2 Silver daggers with dragons etched into the handles. 
He told me to never loose them and to keep them with me always for protection. 
That same night a bunch of slayers came into the home and killed him. He refused to fight for he was tired of it. 
I fought and escaped but badly wounded. I have lived in Maine, New Jersey, Vermont, Massechusetts, and 
many other states in America since then. I have come across slayers and hunters and I still stand alive.
If you have any more questions for me please do not hesitate to ask I will answer all. 
Sincerely,
The Black Widow
p.s. I do not remember were I was born or who my real family was. But then that was a long time ago.  
My Reply to THAT: stop,or I will wet myself from laughing so hard. 
I'm sorry you were trying to be serious 
ok how about uh what country are you from or general land mass.
what language did you speak?
Anything interesting happen to you over 700 years of historical importance?
what did the dress you got from ur vamp guy look like.
what food did he make for you?
what were you sick from?
what did you do on the streets what was your life like?You kinda made a big jump there?
What was the nun like?
what was this orphanage like?
where did you go after u were embraced?
What did you do?
Why do you like the east coast?
Why in the hell maine?
I need more details.  

Akasha's message::
The key word here being "embraced"....we, as vampyres never refer to our 'coming to be' as embraced....
that is a roleplayers term. I would pick apart the rest of your story, but I really just do not have the time 
for such tom-foolery

Jess bites  back:
 I pity you akasha for even though I use that term I like it much better than anyother. Try to pick my story apart if 
you wish but please keep your rude and ridiculous comments to yourself.
And as for you Sam you have been more than polite as far as i can see and So I shall answer your questions.
1. What country are you from or General land mass?
Answer: If your asking me were I was born. Like i said before i do not know. But if your asking me were 
I grew up then i can easily tell you. i grew up in Maine I lived on the streets of Maine. This answer also 
answers your last question of Why in the hell Maine?
2. What language did you speak? The language you are most familiar with as we all are would be English 
But not Modern day at that.
3. Anything interesting happen to you over 700 years of historical
importance? No after my "coming to be" ,As Akasha would put it, and after my friends death. I roamed the streets 
once again as I did when I was a child. I finally, not to long ago decided to settle down and have a half way decent life.
4. what did the dress you got from ur vamp guy look like? It was a black silk dress, almost see through, with 
diamond studs placed around the neck line of the dress.
5. what food did he make for you? He cooked me a nice medium rare leg of lamb with canolies and some 
White wine. And seeing that his next door neighbor had a lamb as a pet that is why He cooked that.
6. what were you sick from? Not sure at the time. With out money I was unable to seek medical attention even 
though the doctors did not know what they were doing like they seem to now.
7. what did you do on the streets what was your life like? I rummaged for food and stole food in order to survive. 
i roamed the streets at night afraid to go to sleep otherwise I may have never woken up. You kinda made a
big jump there? Not really I got tired of being picked on in the orphanage.
8. What was the nun like? If I had not asked How I got to the orphanage then I would have never found out 
what happened and things might have ended up differently. I found that she was one of the sweetest ladies you 
could ever come across. Trying to picture her now is very hard for me For It was a very long time ago.
9. what was this orphanage like? All the children that were orphans had no choice in what they wore. They were 
given ragged clothes but enough clothing so as for them to look half way decent for when the 
Adopting families came in to pick which child they wanted. None of the children were nice to me for they thought 
I was evil and thought I was the devil him self (even though I am female). The nuns who worked to take care 
of us made us work to take care of them by doing small chores like scrubbing the floor or cleaning the dishes 
or somthing of that sort. it was a fairly nice place but the children always got on my nerves and every time 
I complained to some one it seemed as though they didn't even care and so I left.
10. where did you go after u were embraced? As i said before i pretty much roamed around New england and 
some of the surrounding states.
11. What did you do? If your asking me what i did for A living then you shall find that I work as an operator 
on the 3rd shift. I live on my own in a small but acommodating place. And I make enough money so 
that i may continue to live there, Or at least for one more year.
12. Why do you like the east coast? i Mainly like it for the purpose that it is much more quieter here then it is in the 
Big cities with Skyscrapers and Traffic jams.
13. Why in the hell maine? I believe i answered that one in the answer for #1.
If you have more questions then please ask i will tell all. And as for Akasha if she makes one more rude 
reply to my postings then I will completely ignore her for good. For she can be quite annoying. 

xaronzon jumped in  and had a comment:
I'm not American, so I might be mistaken, but you say you were born in about the year 1300 (Common Era), right?
But I was under the impression that America was disovered by Columbus in 1492.
There seems to be something of a discrepancy here.

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