| Signs That Sirius Black Is Your Soul Mate 1) Your friends can wake you out of a sound sleep by simply saying his name. 2) You terrify male motorcyclists by screaming "SIRIUS!" every time you see one. 3) You have a shirt that your totally awesome best friend made for you that says "I Love Sirius Black" 4) Your Language Arts teacher has had to tell you multiple times to stop misspelling sirius - er� serious. 5) When those really rude nosy people come up to you and ask, "Hey, like, who do you, like, have a, like, crush on?" you smile sweetly and respond, "I've already found my soul mate. He was convicted for murdering idiot Muggles like you and just escaped the most highly guarded prison in the world after twelve years there. We plan to get married as soon as I turn eighteen." 6) You're getting a neck cramp because every time someone mentions the word "serious" in casual conversation within a fifty-foot range of you, you jerk your head sharply in their direction. 7) You attempt to attack any and all rats/mice/squirrels/small rodents that you see, insisting that they are Animagi and must pay for putting an innocent man in Azkaban. 8) You tell people that Sirius is hot. 9) On more than one occasion, you have brought home large black shaggy dogs and attempted to hide them in your room. 10) When your parents/roommate discovers said dogs, you insist that these are in fact innocent Animagi that are on the run from the evil Azkaban dementors and that it is your sworn duty to help protect them. 11) You have, at some point in your life, fantasized about kissing Sirius. 12) You insist that the hero of every movie you see looks exactly like Sirius. (Wolf from The Tenth Kingdom, Tom Cruise, the guy with black hair from The Road to Eldorado� just to name a few.) 13) You want Warner Brothers to add in an extra scene at the beginning of the Potter movie involving Sirius giving his motorcycle to Hagrid. 14) You go to motorcycle stores and ask about the different flight patterns. 15) You�ve bought anything with a picture of Hagrid and baby Harry on it just because it has Sirius�s motorcycle on it. 16) You scream at people and hit them when they insult Sirius. 17) You have made a hate club for anyone that has been married/in love with Sirius. *cough* Leona *cough* 18) You actually learned how to jump from a moving motorcycle to a moving car, on the basis that you might need it when Sirius comes for you. 19) You glare evilly at all those stupid people who think that Sirius is �just another minor character� and �not all that important� and �didn�t have that great a part�. 20) You have changed your last name to Black. 21) You claim that elbow-length hair is coming back into style. 22) You nearly had a heart attack when someone suggested that Sirius might be the one to die in the fourth book. 23) The only reason you were upset that Crouch got the Kiss was because he could�ve proved Sirius innocent somehow. (I don�t remember the reasoning behind this, I just remember thinking it�) 24) You have memorized the exact page that Sirius is mentioned on in book 1 just to prove that he really is in it. 25) You get all excited whenever you hear an airplane, sure that it is Sirius coming for you at last. 26) You refuse to speak to anyone who says that Sirius was ugly when he came out of Azkaban 27) You�ve made a list of possible middle names for Sirius, starting with Lee. (Say it out loud if you don�t get it right away. Sirius Lee Black�) 28) You have turned down dates on the basis that you already have a boyfriend. 29) The song �My Boyfriend�s Back� sends you into hysterical giggles. 30) You�re surprised when people have to ask you �Sirius who?� 31) You�ve memorized all of Sirius�s lines from books 3 and 4 and then go around quoting them. Especially the ones where he�s screaming at Pettigrew. 32) You have downloaded the sections of book 3 involving Sirius screaming at Pettigrew, and then played them at full-blast until someone came and told you to shut up. 33) You always check people�s hands to see if they�re missing a finger. 34) You get extremely suspicious of people who have pet rats. 35) You �discover� that your best friend is a werewolf, and tell him that you�ll always be there for him, no matter what. You ignore his protests that he is, in fact, not a werewolf, saying he doesn�t need to deny it any longer. 36) You own some article of leather clothing, preferably a jacket. 37) You have to specify when you have to say the word �serious� by saying serious-with-an-E. 38) While reading book 4 for the first time, you screamed each time you saw Sirius�s name. 39) You think that �black� is a name, not a color. 40) You plan to buy a motorcycle as soon as you turn eighteen, since your parents have said absolutely not. 41) You tap random pieces of paper with your wand (well� other people call it a wooden dowel, but we all know it�s really a wand) saying �I solemnly swear I am up to no good� in the hopes of discovering the Marauder�s Map. 42) You call yourself some form of the name �Padfoot�. 43) You got all excited when your history teacher mentioned that ancient Egyptians marked the flooding of the Nile by Sirius the star. 44) You look at all the escaped convicts posters you can find, assuming that Sirius will be on at least one of them, since he�s so very important. 45) You name the Marauders as Padfoot and those other guys. 46) At midnight on Halloween, you called all your friends up to tell them that this was the day Sirius was shipped off to Azkaban. 47) You scream when you see people in long cloaks, certain that they are dementors. 48) You freak out when your friend attempts to tell you a secret, screaming that the Fidelius Charm will be his doom. 49) You feel that the therapist your friends tried to get you to talk to is an utter moron, because she keeps insisting that Sirius is just a fictional character, and that you cannot have a meaningful relationship with him. 50) You agree with all or almost all of the things on this list. Author�s Note: Yes, we all love Sirius. *sigh* But just because you have some of these symptoms, it doesn�t necessarily mean he�s your soul mate. If he is, then, trust me, you won�t need this stupid list, you�ll know. Potter and Company belong to JK Rowling. Yes, that�s right, they aren�t mine. Sad but true. I know you all thought I was really JK Rowling in disguise, huh? Sorry to disappoint you. Anyhow, I don�t think she�s in love with Sirius. This was written by Mystica and all the characters belong to J.K Rowling.. I would like to thank Mystica for allowing me to post this on my site.. |