severussnapesoulmatesigns

1) You only take a bath once a month
2) You insist to everyone that greasy hair is SO the style
3) You insist that the scrub in your math class is Severus' cousin
4) You try to make him introduce you to him
5) You sneak up behind him yelling curses un-expectantly to see if he really does know the unforgivable curses (like his cousin).
6) You payed the local bully to beat him up so you could be there "in his time of need" (and to sneak the love potion in his drinks)
7) You throw random objects at him to see if he'll catch them like the seeker you know he is would, and he has had many numbers of visits to the Emergency Room for these "accidents"
8) You are surprised when there is a restraining order in the mail, making you stay away from him.
9) You consistently attempt to brew a love potion.
10) You accuse your science teacher of hiding Severus in the schools basement.
11) You send HIM to the principal's office when he denies it.
12) You try to explain to the principle why you were found lurking in the schools basement, which you refer to as the dungeons.
13) You don't understand when he boards up the entrance, and put a sign that says '[YOU NAME HERE] STAY AWAY'
14) You glare at everyone with big round glasses, and make snide comments behind their back, just to be like him.
15) Every time you see a greasy black head, or a crooked nose, you scream and try to get close enough to him to give him the love potion you made.
16) You freak out when you see the broom sitting in the corner of the classroom and start yelling accusations and that "There's Proof!"
17) You turn down the class 'hotty' (who has clean cut blonde hair) by saying "I only like guys who don't shower."
18) You are classified as the class weirdo and no one wants to sit by you (or they simply can't stand the smell)
19) Your idea of a long shower is standing under the water for a minute.
20) You swear by your life that the best friend of the boy that sits next to you in class with black glasses is a werewolf
21) You accuse everyone with black hair and is hot of trying to kill your boyfriend
22) You have no friends because the mere sight of you makes people yell "What IS that on your head!?"
23) You insist of telling everyone that the tree on campus hides the entrance to a werewolf's lair, and are determined to catch the werewolf.
24) You know every knot of the tree and spend your free time (when you're not stalking snake boy) poking the tree with a long pointy stick
25) You attempt to take points off of some house called 'Gryffindor', which has everyone else in your class in it.