When do you know you've read too much Harry Potter? *hears people yell, "Never!"* Okay, okay, maybe for some of you it is never, but for a lot of us, there is a limit. We know when we've read just a teeny too much because we do something crazy, like jump up in the middle of class and scream, "Wingardium Leviosa!" and expect the class pet to fly. *coughs* ~ 1. You know very well that you will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! *sniffs* 2. You say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and impetent professors . . . What was I saying? :-) 3. You've read all the Harry Potter books out so far ten or more times!!! 4. You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic. 5. You often call a teacher you don't like "Snape." (*yells, "He is, really!* *runs from Snape.. *coughs* I mean Mr. Robertson*) 6. You're always getting weird looks from people when you ask if they have possibly seen your toad. 7. Your parents think you're nuts; this is because you often ride around your home on a broom trying to fly. (lol! I have!! My Mom can swear to it!) 8. You try every day to get people to move in pictures. 9. You have a wand that you use a lot. 10. Your teachers keep wondering why you turn in your homework on parchment. (and signed as either "Nikki Potter" or "Eliza Morwen Black" ...*coughs*) 11. You have two sets of each book and send off more copies to friends and penpals and recommend the books to relatives who are weirder than you. 12. Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust. 13. Your friends wonder where you got the term "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times you said it. *sniffs* (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody in real life!!!) 14. You constantly pester your family to move to Britain so you can be closer to J. K. Rowling. 15. You write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and you used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! ( No, not me. ;-) ) 16. You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you. 17. You scower the libraries around your town and school for books like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling you "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!" 18. You constantly pester your artsy friends to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books. (ME!!! *glares at Randi* hint-hint) 19. You go to Harry websites every day. (I've seen them all *nods*) 20. You have tons of papers on Harry Potter that you printed off the Internet and used up the toner on. (riiiight) 21. You have many disks full of Harry Potter stuff. 22. Your desk area always consists of Harry Potter things. 23. You made you parents (or parent) read Harry Potter. (The books still lieing on my Dad's bed hintingly) 24. You constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the next book is coming in (..who doesn't?..) and when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again. (I already have 2...) 25. After finally getting a straight answer from these people, you place a hold on the two books. (Then I'd have 4..) 26. You try to make your eighteen year old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (..no.. My only friend near that age is obsessed..like me.. and it's a HE :-P not she! *mumbles something about people discluding guys*) 27. You go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor. (LOL! I did that at the San Diego Zoo and my Aunt was all "Nikki! Step away from the glass..") 28. You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up. ( It did.. >:) ) 29. Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why you have it. 30. Your ink has spilled many times in your pack. 31. You keep going to search engines, trying to find more sites. (I've seen them all..) 32. You don't care much for the Scholastic site. 33. You want a prequel!!! (..prequel..) 34. You want more than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied) 35. You wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard by Ms. Rowling. (Me: ..Is he?) 36. You get excited by any Greek mythology characters mentioned. 37. You saw "The Haunting" and said flat out that the house was Hogwarts. (No! Hogwarts is MUCH pertier!!) 38. You got really excited when the gryffins started moving!!!! ( I own them >:) ) 39. You thought a place you went with lots of trees and a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts. (*thinks* My backyard?..) 40. You have a turban that smells weird. 41. You say at the beginning of school "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" 42. You constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song. 43. You have seven bottles. (Uh, ..bottle?...ink?) 44. You stay away from plants with vines, for fear of it been a Devil's Snare. (*turns around and screams* They're climbing up my window!!) 45. You have a mirror you called Erised. 46. You beg your parents to get out an owl. (You mean MY owl.. you can't have her! *glares*) 47. You want to buy a train and call it Hogwarts Express. (..why..) 48. You constantly quote characters. ("Do you really have that SCAR!? WICKED!!" -Ron) 49. You bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (Who..Me? *grins sheepishly*) 50. You wear black robes and pointed hats. 51. You glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly. 52. Your attemps to try to fly have gotten you hurt and special appointments . . . 53. You try to make the Polyjuice Potion. 54. You get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .) 55. You get a diary and never write in it. 56. You are slightly amused by me. :-) 57. Your language arts teacher hands you a Harry Potter poster, when, though you hadn't asked, you were about to . . . (..riiiiight) 58. You scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news or anyplace else. (oh YAH!) 59. You eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; you get the idea . . . (..*backs away slowly*) 60. You automatically hit anyone if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (mostly, "Harry Potter sucks!"). They deserved it. (*looks around innocently, then raises her hand*) 61. You tell adults that they have to read the books and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (Who..me.. *hides Ms. Pennington's body.. *coughs*) 62. You dress up as a witch or wizard for Halloween to show off your spirit. (Oh yah! Mine's SO kool this year!!) 63. You break your arm, then come to school saying that a big, black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and a wacked up teacher tried to remove the bones. 64. Your you have dreams where you are a student at Hogwarts and you fly away on your broom to go to Diagon Alley where you have something sort of like a milkshake. 65. Your you think and act like for fav. character all the time 66. Your everything you do or say relates to Harry Potter 67. Your teacher asks you to do a creative writing story, your first idea is Harry Potter (..duh) 68. You know more about it than anyone else in your school and can answer questions about it in less than 10 seconds. 69. You go to a billion websites about it, just to see if anyone knows more than you (yah.. and they DON'T *glares as if threatining someone to call her wrong*) 70. You keep asking your school to change your uniform to black robes and pointed hats. 71. You open your book, look at the page number and quote the entire book from there. 72. You buy a rat and try to make it transform into a human. (who.. Petey?) 73. Your copy of Sorcerer's Stone has three chapters that have fallen out of their binding and you keep on reading it. (I'd NEVER wrongfully mistreat my book like that!) 74. You have bought 1 hardcover copy of Sorcerer's Stone for yourself, one paperback copy for yourself, 3 hardcover copies for teachers, one paperback copy for a friend, one Chamber of Secrets for yourself, one for a teacher, and one Prisoner of Azkaban. 75. You beg your parents to send you to boarding school. (*At Hogwarts*) 76. You keep trying to faint on account of a dementor. (Me! And I did faint once . . . ) ~ Hehe.. pretty much all of these are me.. *coughs* |