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ELITE WEASEL           HISTORY
    The Elite Weasels originated back a few years ago.  Back in the year of 7th grade there was a bunch of little guys who wanted to cause mischief.  So they would go around pushing people into the opposite sex's bathrooms and stealing soccer balls at lunch on the field.  As they would go into and leave the battle field you would hear a little high pitched screaming saying Elite Weasels Elite Weasels Elite Weasels as fear entered the atmosphere.  These were the Elite Weasels.  So the school year ended and the Elite Weasels just faded away.  During the summer we started to skate with Chris White.  So he asked Charlie, Cody, and  Austen Delk to be on his skate team called "Alliance."  Chris White was the founder and a few other people were on it that went to Abundant Life with Chris.  So without hesitation we all said yes, I mean we had never been on a skateboard team before as we thought we were so cool. Well later we realized Alliance was a pretty fucking gay name so we changed it to Sidekick,  it was cool and good at the moment so we kept it. So the future continuted, we all got better and developed our own skills as we attracted new members to Sidekick.  The team started to get quite good then all of sudden the original founders of the team wouldn't skate with us.  They were always to busy trying to hang out at the movies and at country concerts and shit.  They would all try and be cool for these fucking ugly gay girls that we didn't seem to like care too much about.  So it was okay for awhile but then we slowly became angered and realized that this sucks.  This arose conflict and luckily a new friend named Bobby had a skate crew called Mad Dope.  After skating with Bobby we realized that this dude was cool so we migrated from Sidekick to Mad Dope.  So then we all knew that we had to change the name so then a flashback occured.......Elite Weasels.  So we formed the Elite Weasels with current member of Bobby, Cody, Charlie, Garret, and whoever else wants on.  This is brand new.  With values of mischief, mayhem,  and chaos.  We now do what we were doing so many years ago just with more skating and fucking i hear of.  The End...........
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