Chapter 15: Join the Club (Part B) by Michael Keens/ Exodus �So, what Pok�mon do you have?� asked a Pok�fan lady called Martha, a woman with long curly green hair. �Oh I have a-� �Yes, yes, I�ve got a Clefairy and an adorable little Oddish.� she said interrupting Emily. �Well I�ve got those too and-� �Look at the silky soft leaves on my precious Oddish and the shade of pink on my Clefairy. Do yours have that?� �Well I don�t know, they usually come out of their balls to battle so I�ve-� �Oh. You let them fight.� she said somewhat shocked. �Well, yeah, they get stronger that way.� �But that�ll make them bruised and dirty and what if they evolved?� �Well, that�s good.� �No, that�s bad, Pok�mon are only at their best when they�re Stage 1 Pok�mon.� �I know they�d evolve but-� �No one in the Fan Club owns a Stage 2 Pok�mon.� �Are you saying evolved Pok�mon are ugly?� �Of course not, they�re beautiful... in their own special way but I still wouldn�t like it if one of my Pok�mon evolved.� �Man.� Emily thought to herself, �I can�t believe I let myself into this, these people are obsessed!� �Well, let�s see your Pok�mon then.� said another woman called Gertrude, a lady with short auburn hair, Emily reached into her bag to retrieve the Pok�balls and her Moon Stone fell out, Gertrude�s Nidoran saw it and ran towards the Stone but Gertrude quickly picked it up. �Bad Nidoran, if there�s anything worse than fighting, its those Stones!� �Because they make Pok�mon evolve, right? Well don�t worry, it has to evolve into a Nidorina first before it could evolve into Nidoqueen.� �Don�t even talk about it, I would never let my Nidoran become so ugly!� �But I don�t think they�re ugly, I�d be glad if my Nidoran evolved for me.� �In that case, I don�t think we should be talking.� said Martha. Both women went away from Emily, who was not liking this place suddenly. Chad let his Farfetch�d walk free for now, he had just made the connection, and Chad really liked this Farfetch�d, it was brave and heroic, Chad partly shared those qualities. It was practising its balance, bouncing and twirling the leak like a baton. I had to admit, Chad did a good job in raising it at this early stage. �Ohhhh!� squealed an old man, he rushed up and scooped up the Farfetch�d, Chad was quick to grab his collar. �That�s My Farfetch�d. Get your own.� �Oh, I wasn�t stealing it. I�m the Director of the Pok�mon Fan Club, if you knew that you wouldn�t have tried to wring my neck, I love cute and adorable Pok�mon and so do the ones at the club. You can take a look if you want.� �I can�t, not yet, I need to find someone first, green hair-� I explained before the Director interrupted me. �Yes, her, the Clefairy owner, she�s at the club already.� �I guess we�ll go see this club then...� The doors opened and inside were many trainers with Stage 1 Pok�mon. �My friends, we have new trainers visiting the club. Please welcome Tetsubo and Chad.� �Come on, show us your Pok�mon!� We looked at each other, shrugged our shoulders and let out all our Pok�mon. �Star!� �Exeggcute!� �Ran!� �Odddddish!� �Char!� �CATE!� �Key!� �Gela!� �Dude!� �Fetch�d, far, far.� I quickly grasped Inferno as the crowd gathered round, some picked up the Pok�mon, I sincerely doubted that Inferno was the huggable type, I was the only one it wouldn�t hurt for sure. �Ahhhh...� �Huggies...� �Cutie...� The strange people muttered weird words as they hugged our Pok�mon or at least most of them. Chewtoy, Ragecage and Boulder got left out, but they were kind of intimidating. �Why isn�t anyone hugging my Raticate or Mankey, my Geodude I can understand...� said Chad picking it up as it looked a little down. �Stage 2 Pok�mon, bad!� said a younger member. �And that Mankey is so mean-looking.� said a young child. Chewtoy and Ragecage couldn�t care less, and were soon transported back to their balls along with Boulder. There was a tapping on the blackboard, the Director was up on the main stage. �And now the part of the day in which we talk about our Pok�mon. Emily, why don�t you go up first?� �But I don�t know what to say.� �Just talk about your Pok�mon.� �Okay... Um, uh... I like my Oddish, which I nicknamed Blossom... because she�s cuddly, and soft and her leaves are very smooth and... Oh yeah, she can use a lot of great attacks like-� �Okay, thank you, Emily.� interrupted the Director taking the mike. �But I-� �Next, who wants to talk about their Pok�mon?� �I will! I, CHAD THE CHOSEN!� �Hey you�re not supposed to be acting.� said the Director. �But this is what I�m normally like.� �I pity your friends.� �OKAY! CHAD THE CHOSEN�S POK�MON ARE STRONG AND POWERFUL, THEY CAN USE MOVES LIKE MEGA PUNCH, AND HYPER FANG, AND KARATE CHOP AND-� Chad was struggling to keep hold of the microphone as the Director tried to take it from him. �THEY NEARLY ALWAYS WIN AND I�D LIKE THEM TO EVOLVE TO BE BIG AND POWERFUL!� Someone fainted. �That�s enough Mr Chad! I�m afraid we don�t talk about fighting and especially not about evolving here.� �But what�s the point in talking about Pok�mon if you can�t talk about how they fight?� �I�ll show you how we do it here.� said the Director, �I�d like to talk about my Ponyta, she is... so soft... So cuddly... She gives me hugs... when I am feeling sad... Her coat... So smooth... and shiny... Her tail... It never burns me... It is... so furry... and nice... Thank you.� Our mouths were hanging. �What the heck?� was a good word to describe what we were all thinking. �Are anyone of you as disturbed as I am?� asked Chad, after a brief silence, we simply nodded. �These people are obsessed by the looks of their Pok�mon.� I explained. �They won�t even let us talk about fighting and evolving. Tetsubo, I know we�re bored, and that its rude to do this, but I really want to leave.� pleaded Emily. �We should, us being trainers probably disturbs them.� I said recalling my Pok�mon and preparing to leave. �Oh, another speaker, you�re new, go ahead.� �Yeah... Stage 1 Pok�mon�re okay, provided dey�re strong an� powerful an� have somethin� sharp on deir bodies! Yee-haw!� �They�re only good when they�re fierce, and preferably evolved!� The same person fainted again. �Stage 1 Pok�mon are incapable of fighting powerful Pok�mon, only when they evolve can they be properly recognised as great Pok�mon, so we�ll be taking all of yours and doing that!� I dreaded to turn around, not the Elites again. �Scyther!!!� �Reeeowww!!!� �MMUUUKKK!!!� �Horrible!� shouted an obsessive fan. �What�s wrong, y�all? Ah thought yuh liked Stage 1 Pok�mon!� said Cletus, referring to his Scyther. The people backed away while the Elites easily snatched their small Pok�mon. �Give those back!� I shouted. I was about to step forward when Cletus held a Clefairy in front of his Scyther�s blades. �Not another step, Turquoise.� said Claus. �Or are yuh really heartless enough ta let a small Pok�mon die?� threatened Cletus. �You�re the heartless ones! Do you think those Pok�mon will fight and evolve for you?!� �No need, we don�t even have to train them.� I didn�t know what Claus meant by that. �You have the power to stop this you know.� said Cassie to the other members, �Grab his Pok�mon and give them to us, then we�ll give back all of yours.� �Don�t do it! Its a trick!� I shouted. �I�m serious.� said Cassie, �His Pok�mon would serve much better to our cause. Its one or the other.� The people looked at me, I suddenly felt uneasy, as if I couldn�t trust them. �I must get my Clefairy back!� shouted Martha running towards us. �CATE!� Chad intervened with his Raticate. �You should be ashamed.� �Bulba-saur!� �You think giving up Tetsubo�s Pok�mon will make things right?� added Emily. Martha stared at Solar, a Stage 1, yet willing to fight to protect its friends, she thought long and hard, and had no choice but to... �Clefairy! Metronome!� Its eyes lit up and it suddenly jumped out of Cletus�s grip, turned while waving its hands from side to side and a large gust of wind flung the Rockets back and all the Stage 1�s were free. They didn�t rush to their trainers though, they stood in a line blocking off the Elites. They were ready to fight to protect their owners. There were a lot, but none that needed scanning in the Pok�dex. Cutter, Panther and Chemical were ready to battle it out, it didn�t look good for the little Pok�mon, but they jumped in for battle anyway, several against one, hardly fair but since when did the Elite�s play by the rules? Water Guns and Metronomes and Stun Spores and many small attacks were going off at once on the Elite Pok�mon. �What?...� gasped Claus, �Our expert Pok�mon... Getting beat by STAGE ONES?! CHEMICAL! RETURN!� The others recalled theirs too. �Now what sir? Pok�mon switch?� asked Cassie. �No! Tactical withdrawal!� �As in, run away?� added Cletus. They nodded and dived out the window. �Elite Rocket shall return!� shouted Claus. About a quarter of the Pok�mon glowed white and suddenly there were a few more Glooms, Poliwhirls, Nidorinas, Nidorinos and Weepinbells in the room. The trainers were either amazed or positively sickened. �No, it evolved... Now its not cute...� moaned Martha holding her Gloom. I felt saddened that the Pok�mon might be abandoned because they went against their trainers� morals in order to save them, I had to say something. �People, don�t you think of discarding your Pok�mon because of this, little things eventually grow big, and your Pok�mon were protecting you from those Rockets. Just look at them... They�re still the same Pok�mon on the inside, they just look different. Most Pok�mon come with a battling spirit and you've been depriving them of it. If you abandon your Pok�mon just because they�ve changed in appearance, then you have no right to own another Pok�mon.� Emily and Chad smiled and so did some of the group, I had reached out to them and changed their minds about Pok�mon. The owners retrieved their Pok�mon, some looked oddly at them, others accepted what had happened totally, but the Pok�mon looked so happy to have evolved, to have grown up, and that their trainers finally understood. We left the Fan Club and headed towards the Pok�mon Centre with a warm feeling. Both the people and the Pok�mon were happier now and it was because of us, and the Elites to a lesser extent. End of Chapter 15B Back to Chapter 15A Next Chapter Back to Story List #1 - #20 Back to the Pok�zone