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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELL

by: Blue Moogle 


Can you tell the difference between Heaven and Hell in the real world? All I can say is, based on original facts, I came up with the following nationalities that best suits the difference between Heaven and Hell. Otherwise just tell that I'm wrong.

 

Heaven is when you have Hell is when you have

An AMERICAN salary
(Check it out! Green papers.)

 

An AMERICAN relationship
(Check it out! Divorce papers.)

 

A BRITISH home
(I'll "stone" you down.)

 

A BRITISH body
(What the "bloody" hell.)

 

A CHINESE food
(Easily cooked, tastes even better!)

 

A CHINESE tool
(Easily broken, costs even better!)

 

A SWISS economy
(The Richest country in the world.)

 

A SWISS food
(The Richest country in the world with dairy products.)

 

An ITALIAN body
(I came... I saw... I conquered!)

 

An ITALIAN technology
(I came... I saw... I broke my back!)

 

A JAPANESE technology
(Gan da kotse ko!)

 

A JAPANESE home
(Tiramitsu, tira ko 'to!)

 

An AFRICAN tool
(Made in Africa!)

 

An AFRICAN economy
(Only in Africa!)

 

A FILIPINO relationship
('Tol, ganda ng girlfriend mo! Walang pimples.)

 

A FILIPINO salary
('Tol, ganda wallet mo! Walang pera.)

 


Get the picture? If not, just forget about it. There's no essential message about this documentary anyway. Just thought I'd tell you guys about it. As you can see I added my priced art above this documentary. Yup! It's a devil kissing an angel. Just goes to show that even devils fall in love with angels and good triumphs over evil. But the question still remains unanswered... can they co-exist?
 

AWWWWWW.... How cute! A devil is kissing an angel. Doesn't sound right is it? Well... Tough luck! I do believe that devils fall in love with angels. If they are both Filipino, I guess there's no problem.

I named the devil "KURAI"  which is darkness in Japanese and the angel as "Hikari" which means light. The Devil symbolizes loneliness and grief while the angel symbolizes hope and triumph. I have based the devil on myself while the angel is from a person I can't mention. Just guess who she is.

 
 

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