COLLEGE... THE BEST OF TIMES, THE WORST OF TIMES

by: Blue Moogle

                 Graduating through High School might be the greatest achievement. Hell no!!! Graduating College is the greatest achievement. It is not the fact that you will have finally accomplished school. But it is the fact that you have survived the following situations from the Best of times to the Worst of times... Want to know more? Read the following below.

The Best of times

The Worst of times

- Sure it's quite cool to have a little fun with your friends. With a variety of disco music and such. Don't forget about the drinks. A college party would not be complete without the "Drinks"

Failing to study for the exam

- The problem is, some people just do not learn do they? The more you party, the more you get entertained. Then you get lack of sleep. Imagine that when having an exam afterwards? You're busted

The Best of times

The Worst of times

- Let's say that your relatives still haven't forgotten their nephew / niece or in some cases, grandson / granddaughter who's working his / her ass out through college. Of course expect that they will be lending a buck or two.

Surprise visits from your relatives

- The one thing that aggressive relatives do to you is that you are forced to hug them and kiss them in front of your dorm mates (if not then that's fine). Then they'll be asking if the money they sent you is worth the effort. Kinda sucks doesn't it?

The Best of times

The Worst of times

- Mostly for the male college students, they are more focused on the sexy good looking girls. Eventually they want to meet them personally. Then they're going to be friends so on and so forth. Impression might be the key. Believe me!

Repugnant recurrent acne or pimples

- Of course you might have a person you have been focusing on. Still you're in the age of puberty. Eventually, your face will end up like a Kevlar jacket full of holes. It is the fact that you're staying up late or you're just simple admiring that coed of yours.

The Best of times

The Worst of times

-  Can't you imagine what's going to happen without your parents objecting to your every move. In that case you can do whatever you want even turning the volume of your amplifier to maximum. Now that's life isn't it?

Living under the authority of your dormitory land lord / lady

- Of course if you're away from your parents then you must be living in a dormitory. Of course you can do whatever you want but I didn't say that somebody will not stop you. Having a mad land lord or lady around will change your attitude. Military style!

The Best of times

The Worst of times

- Although I haven't tried it myself but I've noticed that Fraternity members are very cool the way they exhibit brotherhood / sisterhood to each other. They will even lend you a hand when it comes to trouble.

The hazing it takes to get into that Fraternity or Sorority

- Before you even get to be a part of a Fraternity or Sorority, you must face the paddle if you know what I mean. That's why some boys don't make it out of the Fraternity initiation without a little scratch. Do you still want to join?

The Best of times

The Worst of times

- It is very cool when you and your sweet relationship partner are alone together. Especially in one room. You can listen to music, have a little chat and even make out. Just don't go that far.

Private time with your slob and dirty roommate

- You cannot escape the power of smell. Some people in dorms have a roommate that leaves his / her clothes lying around in the floor, leftover foods dirtying up the fridge. Blame your slob room mate for that or even yourself. How do you expect to invite your partner in of your room is a mess.

The Best of times

The Worst of times

Free on-campus entertainment

- Who can forget on-campus entertainments especially during there are too many freshmen and you have to celebrate an acquaintance party for them. Free food and drinks and a whole lot of entertainment. And it's all for free.

Extortionate book store prices

- After that certain freebies for you and the school. Who would ever forget buying textbooks in unreasonable prices. It looks like the whole world has turned down on you. Even you pockets. Do that or repeat the subject again.

The Best of times

The Worst of times

- One thing about us boys is that we sometimes want to know what's going on inside a bar, After knowing what's inside, we get a little drink (or more). Then we meet hot girls inside the bar. Sometimes even inviting them home. How can you possibly get into trouble? Let's see.

Discovering the truth the morning after

- Of course I did mention that when you're inside a bar, you'll have a little drink or I've should have said a great amount of alcohol. Eventually you'll get drunk. Then bar hostesses will get the best of you. Then when you wake up, the hot girl you see the time you're drunk is not quite the hot girl you're looking for. Accept the fact that you've invited a monster in your home.

Now do you understand what I'm trying to say? Just simply because you've graduated from High School doesn't mean that you're on top of the world. College is a very serious matter so don't go easy on yourself. You might end up being busted.