(To the tune of Bohemian Rhaposdy by Queen)

Thunderbolt of lightning very exciting as we see

FANDANGO FANDANGO FANDANGO

ELIJAH he is so hot, but NOT Josh Hartnett Josh Hartnett Josh Hartnett, here we go...

(To the tune of a made up one, in other words any tune you’d like)

And then I catch his eyes and I feel so great inside with the power of his beauty and ass…

(To the tune of The Hills are Alive By Julie Andrews – The Sound of Music)

The hills are on fire with the look of Elijah. Elijah’s on fire of the hills of Elijah. The hills are on fire with the look of Elijah and he'll be the hottest actor of all…

(To the tune of Wake me up before you go go by Wham! And George Micheal)

Kiss Frodo when you see him don’t let him slip away from your arms arms, so kiss Frodo before he goes goes, before he goes to Mordor to change the future, so kiss Frodo before he goes goes…

(To the Tune of It’s a Hard Knock Life by Dr. Evil and Mini Me in Goldmember)

It’s a great ass life with Wood, its a great ass life with Wood, stead of no hotties, Wood is there stead of someone else, wood is here its a great ass life (with Wood)…

(To the tune of Skater Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a young boy then but now he’s a frikin’ hottie, no one can take his looks away and now he's a super stud acting on his TV to show the world that he’s so great…

(To the tune of Hero inspired by Jimmy Fallon at 2002 MTV Video Music Awards Originally song by Enrique Iglesias)

Can Elijah be your hero? Would you laugh if I told you this song? Would you cry if Elijah were not in it? Would you not change his name to Josh Hartnett? Can Elijah be your hero forever Elijah is your hero baby, he can swift you off your feet, he will make emotions run high love is near Elijah, forever Elijah is no jackass he is a cool guy yes he is. Elijah is on fire, you can’t take his looks away no you can’t take his looks away…