North
"Hey, this looks great. I have always wanted to live in a place without the ever-present usage of electricity. Youll have to excuse me a moment. I think I left my butter churn in the overhead compartment haha Flore it!!!"
"Excuse me but what does this have to do with my crack?"
"Dont you see North, If people saw you, theyd be more inclined to stay here."
"So they can be close to my crack?"
"I have to be completely honost with you, but if I stayed here, I dont think Id get much homework done."
"Who are you."
"North"
"I see your name on maps. Very impressive."
"Excuse me but you that like thats a good thing to have happen to your stomach."
"It is."
"Why?"
"Aloha."
"Aloha. I thought that meant hello?"
"In Hawaii aloha means hello and goodbye."
"Doesnt that get confusing?"
"Only when your firing someone."
"Oh. Well Aloha!"
"Better than rain or rippling brook,
have a bunch of beer and save this Took!" (i know that isn't the right words sry! im gonna find them out!)
"Besides you need people of intelligence on this sort of misson, quest,
thing."
"Well that rules you out Pip."
"You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring..."
"Great. Where are we going?"
"How many pieces did you have?"
" 400. ( burp)"
"It was pressure gas!" (extended version)
Lord of the Rings- The Two Towers
"I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way."
"He didn't mean for a lot of things to happen Sam, but they did."
"Masters our friend!"
"You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!"
"Go Away!"
"(Gollum Gollum*)"
"The rock and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet! I only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweet!"
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