| All right, this is going out to all the good guys near and far that have been crapped on and let down by unappreciative women. You girls know who you are. You�re the ones that bitch about every relationship that you have been in. You ask, �Why can�t I just find a nice guy that treats me good?� All people hear from you is that your ex-boyfriend is a dickhead and he should be shot. Well, I have a few comments to all of you. Hmmm�. How should I start? I�ll try to break it down for everyone. First of all, every female has that guy they know and you ask them, �Why can�t I find a guy like you?� Or �Why did I let him go?� Usually there�s a problem with one of their �flaws� that you can�t get over. So you neglect the fact that they genuinely care about you. You�d rather have the cutest guy you can find who drives Mommy�s car and seems to have no �problems.� Why not take that chance again? Right? O.K. I�ve heard about and observed enough of this shit in my life that I think I�m ready to make a few statements to anyone who is reading this. This isn�t just about me, but for all my friends and acquaintances that know what I�m talking about. Rebounds Don�t do this shit. You know the routine. You and your boyfriend just broke up for whatever reason. Now what? Oh�lets go makes some guys life a living hell because your self-esteem just went six feet under. So you go and call this guy that has liked you for years and bitch and moan about your petty experience. Then you give him a few hand jobs and lead him on by letting him spend money on you and treat you like a princess. But guess who calls a few months later. The �dick-head� that you degraded and cried about since you broke up. Oh�he wants you back and he�s sorry. You decide that he probably changed and you start calling him. Where�s that nice guy who was there for you all this time. Oh yeah�He�s left in the dust. And for what? Some guy whose going to end up fucking your sister in a few months? This brings me to my second point. Self-Esteem All right, almost every woman has a real problem in this area. Let me relate this to good guys. OK, you finally found the guy who treats you good and you know would never, ever do anything to hurt you. You know who I�m talking about. This is the kind of guy who has to deal with your monthly routine of extreme emotion and still loves you when you bitch about everything. It�s the guy who watches you get fatter and still tells you and thinks that you�re beautiful. He opens every door for you and actually hugs you while you sleep. He�s that guy who takes care of you when you�re sick or he�s there when your friends aren�t around to keep you company. He�s the guy who listens to you complain about how much your life sucks while you try to make everyone feel bad for you. This makes you feel good doesn�t it? Your self-esteem level breaks through the roof. So you start on your steady diet of two-finger deserts and get yourself some nicer clothes. Now that you finally climbed out of your hole of self-pity and guys are actually looking at you, why would you need that nice guy around? �Shit, he�s not that cute.� �This guy I met a few days ago says he really likes me.� So you decide that the guy who treated you better than anyone else in the world isn�t as good as that guy who knows how to sweet talk you. There goes the nice guy. Out the door, once again. On to my next point� If you have priorities OK, this is a good subject and I�m a damn expert in this field. If you are expecting to have a lot of shit going on in your life, don�t try to find a man, at least not one with consistency. Don�t make him go through weeks or months of falling for you and then crap on his face. No one deserves that. No one! When you go out with your next target, think about what�s going to be going on in your life. If shit�s gonna be coming up soon in your life and you aren�t going to be able to stay in a relationship, DON�T START ONE. You hear me? Why the hell would you want to hurt someone because you�re too ignorant to think ahead? If you need a piece of ass, go to a frat party and spread your legs, don�t lead us on. Leading us on Does it really make you feel THAT good to lead us on? Seriously. Leave your insecurities at home with your family and friends. Does it make you a stronger person to flirt with someone that you know likes you? Do you go home and smile before you go to bed because you gave some guy who likes you a boner? Yeah you do. Fuck Off. If you need someone to make you feel better, go pay your shrink to tell you that you�re a good person. They�re really good at lying. They get paid an ass-load to do it. Don�t make guys feel like shit when you flaunt your imperfect ass around to get attention. Do you realize how dehumanizing that is? Well, think about it. Really think about it. Short-Term Relationships Definition: Trying to justify that you need laid and avoiding the label of �Whore.� The Assholes Now, lets talk a little about those guys that you come complaining to us about. You�re probably dating one. These are the guys that you pass us up for. Think about this when he calls you a BITCH behind your back or to your face. Think about this when he lies to you or fucks one of your close friends. When he has to buy TWO-dozen roses on Valentine�s Day so he can hurry and stop by his other girlfriends house to get some ass before he visits you. Just do yourself a favor and wash off his dick before you put it in your mouth that night. Remember this when you finally let your �great guy� fuck you and then he turns into a completely different person because he finally got what he really wanted. �Whoa, that sounds like some crazy shit Erick.� But it fucking happens! Here�s where it finally starts to sink in. You realize what you had with the nice guy really was awesome. But now he�s taken. �Fuck.� And you know what really sucks, he�s probably dating someone who�s going to treat him like shit and fuck him over, just like every girl before her. My Conclusion I�ve seen whole web-sites about one guy trying to get a date by making people feel bad because he�s a nice guy. I�m not trying to get laid by posting this. Shit, I�m a better person than that and I really don't need a computer to accomplish it. I just write what I know. If you think this is pathetic, then what you�re saying is that the truth is pathetic. Look at yourself before you judge me. |
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