| My New FAQs |
| (Frequently Asked Questions) |
| Question: Do you have a girlfriend? Answer: NO! Q: Do you want one? A: What, a headache? Oh, a girlfriend......Ummm, If they're not going break my heart, Again. Q: Are you going to school? A: Not right now. School sucks and I don't want to rot my brain with their shit for a little while. Q: Wanna go out sometime? A: You buying? Q: Ken's always with you, where is he? A: I'm not his babysitter. Q: Do you drink anymore? A: I don't drink anymore, and I don't drink any less...Hehe. But seriously, I've cut down A LOT. Q: What do you do with your spare time? A: Nair my balls, undress young school boys in my mind, and chew aluminum foil. Q: Would you hook up with me? A: Send me a picture and I'll let you know how many beers you need to bring to make you look good. Q: Why did you move back from State College? A: Why? You want me to leave again? Q: What's your Instant Messenger screen name? A: Spandad1 Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? A: Who gives a fuck! I'll take my chicken italian style and my eggs over-medium. Q: Your attitude seems a little different since you've been back. A: Yeah, well...I just know whats important in life. |
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