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| Question: Your site is fucked up, what is wrong with you? Answer: I have no life and I don't care what you think, deal with it. Q: You refer to homosexuals all the time, What are you, GAY? A: Why? You wanna fuck me? Q: How do you find this shit? A: Drink lots of beer and be as fucking bored as I am in this shitty town. (State College) Q: Why do you drink beer every night? A: What do you do? Tea Parties? Give me one excuse for not drinking and I'd love to provide you with a response. Q: Who do you hang out with? A: The greatest people in the world. You wish you were in the Big Dog Drinkin' crew. Q: Why do people call you Spic? You're white. A: It's a nick-name. Let me give you one......AssLove, there, you happy? Q: What are you doing if you aren't drinking beer? A: Buying Beer. Q: Are you an alcoholic? A: Nah, I'm in college. Q: What's your favorite beer? A: The next one. Q: Is that Lee kid really gay? A: I haven't found proof that would peg him as gay, But I think he is. Q: Are you drinking right now? A: Probably. Q: What do you like better than beer? A: Girls and beer. Q: How many beers did you have tonight? A: Not enough |