Old FAQs
(Frequently Asked Questions)
Question:  Your site is fucked up, what is wrong with you?

Answer:  I have no life and I don't care what you think, deal with it.


Q:  You refer to homosexuals all the time, What are you, GAY?

A:  Why?  You wanna fuck me?


Q:  How do you find this shit?

A:  Drink lots of beer and be as fucking bored as I am in this shitty town. (State College)


Q:  Why do you drink beer every night?

A:  What do you do?  Tea Parties?  Give me one excuse for not drinking and I'd love to provide you with a response.


Q:  Who do you hang out with?

A:  The greatest people in the world.  You wish you were in the Big Dog Drinkin' crew.


Q:  Why do people call you Spic?  You're white.

A:  It's a nick-name.  Let me give you one......
AssLove, there, you happy?


Q:  What are you doing if you aren't drinking beer?

A:  Buying Beer.


Q:  Are you an alcoholic?

A:  Nah, I'm in college.


Q:  What's your favorite beer?

A:  The next one.


Q:  Is that Lee kid really gay?

A:  I haven't found proof that would peg him as gay, But I think he is.


Q:  Are you drinking right now?

A:  Probably.


Q:  What do you like better than beer?

A:  Girls and beer.


Q:  How many beers did you have tonight?

A:   Not enough

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