BudandI

Similarities:

1. For some reason, we both like to sleep on my pillow at the same time.

2. We both appreciate a good, long sleep.

3. We both a really laid back and don't give a flying shit about things that aren't our business.

4. For some reason, we're always around each other when we have to take a vein busting dump.

5. Neither of us have taken a bath today.

6. We're not picky. We'll eat the same ol' crap everyday, and not bitch about it.

7. Just the sight of a visitor makes us excited and glow in the face.

8. Having someone touching us or even being in the same room as us is a better feeling then any surprise or gift.

9. We both love my Dad and visit his room together every morning.

10. Even though we're small, we'll protect anything we care about, even if it means getting the shit kicked out of us.

Differences: (A bit easier)

1. I'm not THAT damn hairy!

2. Bud can lick his wang all day long. I'm not sure I'd want to, but that's another story.

3. I usually only piss outside when I'm at party and there's a line at the bathroom.

4. Bud HATES beer.

5. My teeth aren't even close to how crooked Bud's are.

6. I don't hide under beds or follow people like their shadows when it's thundering out. I actually enjoy being outside and watching and listening to the rain.

7. If you don't want me to come in your room I'll probably tell you to "Fuck Off" instead of whimpering and scratching at your door.

8. Bud isn't interested in women. He's fixed. I've tried to get him laid and he even slept over at the girl dog's house. Maybe he's gay. Hmmm... Don't worry about me ladies, I'm still game for a roll in the hay! Hehe

9. I can groom myself when I know it's needed. Bud looks like a damn walking mop-head.

10. When you scratch my back I don't purr, but if you rub me?.....Hehe