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THE ALTOONA BIG DOG DRINKING CREW (2/4/2001)

NAME: Erick

AGE: 21

SEX: Hold on.....Let me check

LOCATION: With Ken and Dave

YEARS OF EXPERIENCE: around 3 or so......

FAVORITE BEER: Moosehead

HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK CAN YOU DRINK: Been sober about 5 nights past year. (Cracking a beer)

ARE YOU AVAILABLE AT ALL TIMES: Why the fuck not?

NUMBER OF BEERS YOU CAN DRINK: I could have probably fed the needy across seas if I would have recycled all the cans I've drank, if I donated the money to charities.

WHAT IS YOUR DESCRIPTION OF A BIG DOG DRINKER: Anyone who thinks waking up still drunk and thinks, "Boy this is cool, now I don't even need to run to distributer this morning."

DO YOU THINK YOU WILL BE A GOOD MEMBER OF THIS CLUB: Damn straight. Ask anyone. I might be small but I can hold my own. Practice makes Perfect.

The New Altoona Big Dog Drinking Crew application:

NAME:

AGE:

SEX:

LOCATION:

WHO REFERRED YOU:

YEARS OF EXPERIENCE:

FAVORITE BEER:

HAVE YOU EVER REALLY ENJOYED A LIGHT BEER?(Y/N):

HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK CAN YOU DRINK:

HOW MANY HOURS CAN YOU DRINK BEFORE PASSING OUT:

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO DO TO THE FIRST PERSON WHO PASSES OUT:

ARE YOU AVAILABLE AT ALL TIMES (IF NOT, EXPLAIN):

NUMBER OF BEERS YOU CAN DRINK IN ONE SITTING:

WHAT IS YOUR DESCRIPTION OF A BIG DOG DRINKER:

WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WILL BE A GOOD MEMBER OF THIS CLUB:

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU TWEEKED ON A CLUB MEMBER:

WHATS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING YOU'VE DONE WHILE DRINKING:

(I've edited the application as to keep pansy-ass shitheads from getting in easily. Good luck.)

Here's the original application that I filled out eight months ago through an e-mail. Good thing my computer saves every e-mail I have.