So what is new in this release you ask?

The short answer: a lotta shit. Well, not you will be able to play on all the little servers running even the newest chaste-as-a-nuns-thoughts UTPure--pure as the white virgin snow! Pure as the untouched hymen on your syster! But ahh, this wouldn't be a complete release without a few new features... I'm too lazy to talk about them here, so you'll just have to read on... Read on! Read on!

Wtf is [IM]ElfBot?

Well, sheeeit, if you've never heard of us before, im surprised youre even reading this... but for the sake of tradition i shall quote a friend of mine... He had this to say about our efforts: "[IM]ElfBot represents the best line of defense against people looking to have fun by ruining yours..." Ahh yes, well said. If you were to ask me what elfbot is and its potential future impact on humanity, i would proabably produce a 10 page digression within the first hour and that would be just the tip of the iceberg... Elfbot, one mans attempt at fame--nay, infamy--that spawned a new wave of life... The philosophical and metaphysical ramifications are yet to be fully understood, but as we speak a group composed of high ranking individuals each representing one earthly religion and a team of hotshot researchers all at the top of their chosen fields are discussing the matter at length and strudying the ramifications day and night... We can only wish them well, as the task before them is a daunting one that would dwarf even the most spiritually sound person ... but i digress. (What's the definition of grandeur? It seems i have forgotten...)

I'm still to dumb too read words in paragraph form, even though I've been working on it for the past year and a half or so, so could u please tell me the features with nice pretty bullets?    Why, I sure can. Bullets are our friends, here they are:
(These have all been done in previous bots, some ours some not)

• The usual hostile/team/hostage aim and the ability to turn either on and off(I can just hear the oohs and ahhs).
• Headshots/Bodyshots
• 180 turns(more oohs and ahhs)
• Two different types of "radar". One thats like the type you'd expect to see on an airplane and the other just tells you where people are with either their name or a cute little icon thingie.
• XYZ movement you've all seen before... but most of you still dont understand... yea i know, the naming scheme is kinda shitty for this feature, but don't blame me i didn't name it...
• The ability to turn off aiming on weapons that do not hit the target instantly(IE Biorifle and such...)
• AutoFire/Normal Fire

• Friggin slick ass HUD made by yours truly(MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! feed my ego!!!!!)
• So called technical information thingie - you'll see
• If you would like a crosshair even if you're in behindview you now have it(this was suggested by THE_RITEMANN from the NC boards--hah, now there is something from the distant past!!)
• Shockball Tracker - This is for all you bastards that love the ASMD
• Smooth Aiming - With this it looks like you are actually moving the mouse yourself (what an amazing concept huh, moving the mouse yourself. Bet ya never thought of that one. Just like your parents didn't think to use a condom on that fateful morning before work when you were conceived)
• And the reason why ElfBot is already famous in the cheat comunity... The Lag Compensate Feature - Even if you have a fairly high ping(200 - 400) you should be able to get more hits than you could with bots of the past, (We can all thank kana for his sleepless nights and long days working on this and the obnoxiously high scores he got when testing)
• A little window that allows you to see whats behind you - Thank You X05!!!
• Smartfire - Improves autofire for noninstant weapons like biorifle.

• Ability to fuck all current versions of UTPure (as of this readme, RC59) in its pure virginal ass.
• Same new angle thingie feature... I dunno how the fuck this works. int will tell you about this later in the readme, so read on my lovelies.
• Ability to locate enemies, given that the map supports that feature.
• A feature that gives you the option of immediately disconnecting when an admin happens to logon...
• Ability to make all players glow.
• Ability to see players through walls.
• Ability to center view to headshot height without being caught

Wellp, by now, I'm sure everybody reading this has at least heard of elfbot before... And I'm also sure that by this point, even the most prude individual has thoroughly soiled their trousers (or panties, whichever you prefer).

Installing the beast:

And alas we come to the most difficult arena... Many of you will not make it past this point--the same poor souls that probably won't make it past high school, if even that.

Step 1: Unzip the fucker. Yes, unzip it like you unzipped your pants that night when your sister had a little too much cough medicine and passed out on the couch! We all know what a good time that was!

Step 2: Make a backup of your original UTMenu.U(found in UnrealTournament\System directory).

Step 3: Move all the .Us from the zip to UnrealTournament\System

Step 4: Go down to the User.ini configuring section to configure your ini properly.

Step 5: Launch UT to see if i wasn't shitting you about all this nifty-neato-spiffy-supercalifragilistic-expialidocious stuff.

Step 6: Be as lame as possible on all the best servers running UTPure.

Step 7: Lose interest in UT... then gaming... then computers... then girls... then life... (at this point you either make a sharp decent into heavy drug use, teen prostitution, or you stumble upon that pistol in daddy's sock drawer. Hey, we've all been there.)

Configuring your User.INI

Ok for those of you that have made it this far (preliminary guesses suggest about 47%), just go to your UnrealTournament\System directory and open up (just like you opened her blouse, you sick fuck! ... ok ok, I'll try to stop) a file called User.INI. Below is an excerpt from one.
I'm sure many of you are probably familiar with this step... (just about as familiar you are with your sisters panty drawer, and the taste of her 9 inch black latex dildo! Btw, mind sending me a pair with some nice stai ... errrr, lets just get on with the readme)

NumPad0=set_Do_info
NumPad1=set_Do_headshot
NumPad2=set_Do_team
NumPad3=set_radar
NumPad4=set_do_ping
NumPad5=set_do_noninstant
NumPad6=set_do_shock
NumPad7=set_Do_180s
NumPad8=set_Do_Technic
NumPad9=set_do_slow
GreyStar=set_do_auto
Separator=
NumPadPeriod=set_Do_Behind
GreySlash=set_Do_xyz
F13=Set_do_hostile | Say L00k at me im special, i engage in a one-sided incestuous relationship with my sister, AND i have an f13 key!!!!

The easiest thing to do for those who are new to this would be to just copy and paste this segment overriding what was previously at this spot in your ini.

Configuring ElfBot from your UnrealTournament.INI

Here I will go into a previously undocumented(to my knowledge anyway... well it was documented in precious versions but...) way of configuring a bot. All ya gotta do is open up your UnrealTournament.INI (just like you opened up ... ahhh, it's getting old isnt it? oh well that shall never stop me!!!! muahahahah, feel the wrath of one who takes jokes too far and doesnt know when to stop!!!) and follow along with what I say (step one, remove pants... errr, nah, we'll save that for another readme:How to Seduce your Sister, or when that fails:How to Produce Daterape Drugs from Household Chemicals -- this is a favorite of mine) 

Search for "UTMenu.UTConsole" You may see something similar to the following--that is if you have run the bot before.
[UTMenu.UTConsole]
radar=NAME
Do_technic=True
Do_Shock=True
Do_radar=True
Do_info=True
Do_teammate=True
Do_hostile=True
Do_Hostage=False
Do_180s=False
Do_HeadShot=True
Do_xyz=False
Do_ping=False
Do_noninstant=True
Do_behind=True
Do_Slow=True
inc=800
Do_auto=False
Do_behindwin=True
You can just go ahead and add in under the [UTMenu.UTConsole] thing, and thus you can configure all the features you want on/off without even running UT. So configure away.
 

All the features/commands you need to know.

Oh btw, you dont have to worry about case, case insensitivity is the way things be when it comes to UT! (ok I promise no more rhymes...(even tho that was pretty damn catchy))

-1. Command: set_Do_elfattack - This just turns the aiming on/off(seems confusing/redundant, yea i know... dont blame me, i didnt write it!)
0. Command: set_Do_info - Brings up our pretty little HUD
1. Command: set_Do_headshot - When this is lit headshots be on
2. Command: set_Do_180s - When this is lit 180 turns be on
3. Command: set_Do_hostile - When this is lit hostile aim be on
4. Command: set_Do_slow - When this is lit smooth aiming be on
5. Command: set_Do_teammate - When this is lit team aiming be on
6. Command: set_do_noninstant - When this is lit aiming with weapons that dont hit instantly be on
7. Command: set_do_shock - When this is lit shockball aim be on
8. Command: set_Do_Behind - When this is lit behindview crosshair be on
9. Command: set_do_ping - When this is lit lag compensation be on
10. Command: set_do_tradar - When this is lit you will see team mates on your radar
11. Command: set_do_hradar - When this is lit you will see hostiles on your radar
12. Command: set_Do_xyz - When this is lit xyz thingie be on

When this is lit you will see team mates on your radarSome things not included in the pic:

13. Command: set_radar - When this is lit name/cute icon radar be on
14. Command: set_do_technic - When this is lit our so called technical thingie be on
15. Command: set_do_auto - Autofire, this will turn your HUD to a greenish color.
16. Command: set_do_behindwin - this is a new feature, it will ceate a window so you can see behind yourself.
17. Command: set_do_smartfire - activate the improved autofire with certain noninstant hit weapons...
18. Command: set_inc (a number) - ok this will set how fast aiming is when smooth aiming is on...
I recommend setting it somewhere in the 500 - 900 range, but as always experiment. An example command would be "set_inc 600"

19. Command: set_do_Activate - Activate the bot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ THIS NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20. Command: set_do_wallhac (a number) - This will activate the wallhack whereas the number can be from 0 - 5, 1-5 are different wallhack types (youll see what they do in game), though i recommend type 5, 0 means off

21. Command: do_centerview - The normal centerview, but wont be detected by anything

22. Command: do_angle (angle in degree) - you can now set the angle in which you will aim at target, for example do_angle 45 will aim within 45° of your view. This features will help you hide your aim from snaky spectators, the lower it is the more realistic it will look, the worse you will play :p

Using The Elf.

Eh, it should be fairly linear (about as linear and uncomplex as the christian outlook on the world! Thats a bit of a complicated joke, and i dunno if you kiddies will get that)... Bind keys, turn shit on and off via the keys... Get like 3 billion headshots and jizz all over your screen... Sneak into your sisters room and sniff her dirty underwear so you get turned on again and are ready for another go at the bot... You know, the usual...

Who is ElfTeam?

int64 - Pretty much did everything new... Everything includes bothering the fuck outta me, but it does not include making gross jokes about your sister(mmm, your lovely tender untouched flower of a sister, i can still smell her on my clothes, and she leaves a sweet lingering after taste... mmm)... no, no, that was all me (the pervert who appears on the next line):
Yousei - Yes, tis me... What can i say? I suppose it would be fair (albeit narcissistic, to say the least) to note that this whole mess was started by me, almost 2 whole years ago... I've grown older (and not wiser) in that time... My wee elf has grown into a strapping young man-elf... It seems all that is left of my once gallantly burning fire is what you see before you now--pathetic readme writing skills (or lack thereof)... Kids, this is what happens when you become jaded... But ahh, i only include a note on myself here, because it seems many of you youngins have forgotten the past... or never even knew it to begin with... but ahh, only few enjoy history...
Vadim - Even tho he has long since left us to pursue other paths and trek on to new lands, he still deserves a mention. In my eyes he is a lifetime member and will be mentioned in all readmes to come... even those written from the other side ... *tear*
Kana - The lag compensation, (old) main tester, obsessive personality and silliness. He's still around, someplace...
edx - 32 bit register and helper of int in tasks relating to decompilation of UTPure... 

Message to the UTPure crew...

Well, what can i say, i really dunno who the fuck you guys are... Well, i know DB... but thats it... DB will always be cool with us...(he almost earned honorary member status!) but the rest of you lot (whoever the fuck you are), well, i dunno what to put here. But know this! if i did, it would be particularly nasty and sinister! and it would include all kindsa thing with chains and tire irons and hot pokers and battery acid and hooks and pins n needles and pillow cases filled with oranges and mind altering drugs and 12 inch strap on dildos and whips and pepper spray and puppies! (wait, thats not particularly sinister... GODDAMNIT!!!) Anyway, i think you get the drift...

Some sundry items:

We are well aware that a few days ago a bot created by Zellius, the great and omnipotent destroyer of worlds, was released... While we would never go as far as to even dream that our bot could even come close to the creation of one such as the great Zellius, gazer of truth and possessor of ultimate wisdom, whose skills with bytehacking and uscript shake us to our very core, we decided that it would be our interest to release anyway, even if it were in the shadow of such a creation--a creation the likes of which the world has doubtless never seen before, and may never recover from. While we cant all hope to possess skills as great--or even as much as half as great--as his, we can dream... Can't we? Think of our little creation as the physical manifestation of that dream... We also dream of a world where sarcasm is not lost, whisked away on the wind and forgotten about with nary a whisper ;)... Have fun...

Shoutouts:

We would jus like ta give some shoutouts tuh all r peeps out there:
Big shoutout goes to dank mastah--mastah of tha stank ass dank...
Big ups to mah boy ftn, crazy german f00 best not be commin in mah dreams no mo...
Massive shoutout to all the boys in #clanelf... you know who u be
Peace yo, ahm out...

Contact info...

Some of us may be found on a certain channel on a certain network that shall remain nameless... oh and of course we post here too