CORRIGAN B. O'KEIFFE
SEAN G. MURPHY
MAXIMILLIAN F. WELLINGTON
CASSIEL J. DEVEREAUX
Corrigan Brian O'Keiffe, 26, died Monday, July 6, in a freak sewer accident in Dublin, Ireland.
He was born Nov. 6, 2087, to Vanessa Katelyn Gray and Brendan Kevin O'Keiffe in Killarney, Ireland.
He graduated from Killarney High School with honors and later attended Trinity College, Dublin, for three years.
He played on the soccer team in high school and college, and was on the rowing team and swimming club in college.
He worked as a mercenary and occasionally as a waiter/bartender at a little pub in the Temble Bar region in Dublin.
His hobbies included drinking, flirting, getting hit by Abby Gallagher, and hanging out at the Bloody Horse with Abby Gallagher, Grady Hagan and Rory Murphy.
He is survived by his father, Brendan O'Keiffe, Killarney; mother, Vanessa (Gray) Randall and husband, John, London, England; grandmother, Tallulah O'Keiffe, Killarney; and many other relatives and friends.
He is preceded in death by his dog, Uisge, and his friend, Grady Hagan, who also survives him.
Funeral services will be at 4 p.m. Wednesday at Killarney Methodist Church.
Memorials are suggested to The Beer Fund in care of Abby Gallagher.
Sean Gregory "Rory" Murphy, 28, died Tuesday, June 28, in the Bloody Horse, Dublin, Ireland.
He was born Oct. 5, 2084, to Sive Brigid O'Rourke and Daniel Finn Murphy in Limerick.
He graduated from Shanagolden High School and later attended Alexandria College, Dublin, for two years.
He was a mercenary and spent many happy years killing people for money.
He enjoyed getting drunk off of his arse, hitting on women, cleaning his many guns, and drinking at the Bloody Horse with his friends, Grady Hagan, Abby Gallagher, and Corrigan O'Keiffe, and his girlfriend, Selene Valice.
He is survived by his mother, Sive Murphy, Shanagolden; many other relatives who do not wish to be associated with him; his friends, Abby Gallagher, Corrigan O'Keiffe, and Grady Hagan, all of Dublin; and his girlfriend, Selene Valice.
He was preceded in death by his father, brother, Seamus Conor Murphy, and friend, Grady Hagan.
Holy mass will be at 3 p.m. (in respect of all those who need to sleep off hangovers) Thursday at St. Peter's Catholic Church, Shanagolden.
Rosary will be at 7 p.m. at St. Peter's Catholic Church.
Friends may visit anytime after noon until the day of services at the mortuary. Bring your own beer.
Memorials are suggested to Corrigan, Abby, and Grady's beer fund or Sive Murphy in care of Selene Valice.
Maximillian Francis "Duo" Wellington, 132, died Monday, July 4, at.. a place.
He was born Nov. 13, 1885, to James Edward Wellington and Angela Clarise Beauchamp in Manhattan, N.Y.
He married Anastasia LeFay on May 5, 1906, on Easter Island. She survives.
He attended school at St. Mary's Orphenage in Brooklyn, N.Y. until 1892.
He worked as a newsboy, a pickpocket, a factory worker, Comanteau of Salaise, and many less honorable jobs.
He enjoyed traveling, flirting with his wife, entertaining friends, swordfighting and spending time with his sons.
He is also survived by his two sons, Alistair Brice Wellington, Salaise, and Adrien Gabriel Wellington.
He was preceded in death by his parents and an infant daughter, Gabriella Joy Wellington.
Funeral services will be at 10 a.m. Wednesday at St. Francis Cathedral, Salaise, with Father Ambrose Spexarth presiding.
Rosary will be at 7 p.m. Tuesday at St. Francis Cathedral.
Memorials are suggested to the Give the Knights of Salaise a Brain foundation or the Help Alistair get a Decent Girlfriend charity in care of Anastasia Wellington.
Cassiel Jareth "Gavin" Devereaux, 21, died Wednesday, July 14, 1906, in Queens, N.Y.
He was born Dec. 13, 1886, to Thadia and Frank Devereaux in Brooklyn, N.Y.
He went attended schools in Brooklyn and Chicago, Ill.
He was a newsboy.
He enjoyed singing, baseball, talking to friends and learning all he could about medical.. stuff.
He was a choirboy at some church in Chicago.
He is survived by his father, one brother, Conor Devereaux, San Antonio, Texas; four sisters, Elaine Devereaux, Margaret Devereaux, and Natalie Devereaux, all of Chicago, and Anne "Sprite" Devereaux, Ravenswood, N.Y.; his fiance, Kylie Avenall; and many other relatives and friends.
He was preceded in death by his mother.
Funeral services will be at 10 a.m. Friday at some church somewhere.