Part 1

Countdown

by Lexi Mirkwood
Dom was sitting in his backyard smoking a cigarette with a bottle of Corona hanging loosely in his fingers. It was dark out, but there was enough light seeping from inside the house so that he could see his watch. Noting the time he put his beer down on the ground and picked up his mobile phone waiting for it to ring. Exactly on cue the phone vibrated in his hand and he pressed the answer button.


"'Lo?"


"What the fuck was that all about?"


"Well good evening to you too Elijah"


"You are such a bastard Sblomie."


"Why is that?"


"Fucking hell I can't believe you did that."


"Did what?"


"Don't play innocent with me Dom, you know exactly what I'm talking about."


"Not sure I understand you. Why don't you explain it to me?"


"I was sitting here watching you on TV...."


"You were watching me on television? That was sweet."


"...with Hannah..."


"Hannah was with you? I didn't know she was in LA, tell her hello from me."


"Stop interrupting me Dom."


"Sorry, go on."


"...and then you pop up with that empty jar and..."


"It wasn't empty it was full of peanut butter."


"...then you do that thing with the pretend peanut butter and your finger."


"And why has that got you all hot and bothered."


"Because..."


"Because what Lij?"


"Because it made me think about you doing the same thing to my cock."


"Good it came across just how I wanted it to then. Are you blushing now?"


"Fuck you Dom."


"I knew it, you're blushing."


"Well fuck it Dom, Hannah was here and I had to put a cushion over my lap."


"I think she knows we have sex 'Lij."


"I'm sure that's not the point I'm making."


"I's not my fault you took my innocent gesture in trying to help a poor pregnant girl and made it out to be some sort of sexual act."


"You are a complete bastard."


"You said that already Elijah."


"Dom it's been too long - I really want to be with you. I want to get you naked and then..."


"Well hang on to that thought, it's only forty seven days till you are in Hawaii and you can do whatever you want to me."


"Fuck, is it still forty seven days? I'm not sure I can wait that long."


"Well, you are going to have to unless you can get here earlier."


"Fuck it, you know I can't Dom. I'm still taping the voice for this fucking cartoon movie."


"Well, you will just have to entertain yourself until New Years, won't you?"


"How am I expected to do that?"


"I'm sure you will come up with something. Did you tape Lost?"


"Yeah - why?"


"Well then you can go upstairs to bed and watch that bit a few times and think of me kneeling in front of you taking your cock into my mouth..."


"Oh yeah Dom, keep talking..."


"I'd love to Elijah, but I think someone is at the door, gotta go now..."


"Dammit. Don't you get me this hot and then hang up on me Dom."


"Remember - only forty seven days till I get to see you. Gotta go."


Dom could hear Elijah inarticulate sounds of annoyance and he pressed the disconnect button.


Dom sat back in his chair and smiled, slowly drinking the remains of his beer. Fifteen minutes later his phone vibrated and he looked down at the text message.


Arrive Honolulu tomorrow flight HA9 8.55 pm. I'll bring the peanut butter. Elwood.









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