I wonder, what's under,
The seats so cramped uncomfy,
It's sticky, and messy,
But it's too dark to see,

The movie, starts to play,
And we just watch the movie,
The crappy sound's delayed,
And the pictures scratchy,

Spilt soda, just over,
My shoulder the couple behind,
Someone coughs, and sets off,
Other coughs and I mind,

I just sit there, and try to stare,
At the movie subtitles,
Coz I can't hear, the speakers near,
And people walk on the aisles,

I hate this, this movie,
It's so bad, It's crappy,
And I wasted, $9.50,
Minus popcorn, and candy,

A cellphone, plays ringtone,
I want to shout "shut up",
I sit there, in my chair,
And drink my Big Gulp,

The cellphone rings, and answering,
The woman started talking,
She's very loud, annoys the crowd,
And we all started booing,

To hell with, decorum,
And stave off some boredom,
I almost throw some,
My popcorn, is she dumb,

She shuts up, and hangs up,
But she gives us dirty,
Looks at us, what's the fuss?
It's almost 9.30,
The movie,
Has ended see,

$9.50, it's wasted,
down the drain so bye bye,
the popcorn tasted,
too little butter, too dry,
I wasted my time here,
I hate this theater,
Despite this, I fear,
I can't wait for Goldmember,
And there goes,
My money...

[by elfboy]