J-rock Computer Viruses
Note: This is just for fun, it's not meant to offend anyone; please don't take any of these offensively.

VIRUS NAME & DESCRIPTION

Buck-Tick Virus: Your computer runs and runs and runs and never shuts down.
Cali/Gari Virus: Your computer can't make up its mind as to which operating system it's running, randomly generates files out of junk code, and generally just makes you wonder if it's a) on drugs, or b) insane.
Gackt Virus: Affects .doc files by causing Word to spout creative, new words. There is also a Miyavi variant virus.
hide Virus: Causes the oldest computer in the network to act the most immature.
J-rock Virus: Your computer accepts only a musical instrument as an input device.
J-rocker Virus: Your computer works better when there is a pretty girl in the room.
J-rocker Virus 2: Your computer does weird things, but at least it makes you laugh.
J-rocker Hair Virus: Your desktop changes its layout to something new, wild, and interesting every five minutes.
ka-yu Virus: Your computer develops an obsession with bunny rabbits.
Kyo Virus: Your speakers make weird strangling and gargling noises.
Kyo Virus 2: Your computer stubbornly censors the word "cute" in every text file, document, website and everytime you try to type it.
Malice Mizer Virus: Your computer components stop communicating with each other and each start working independently.
Mana Virus: Your soundcard refuses to convey any spoken words at all.
Mana Virus 2: Computer stares blankly at you ALL THE TIME!
Miyavi Virus: See Gackt Virus.
Miyavi Virus 2: Whenever you type the letter "B" it changes to a "V."
Obsession Virus: Your computer speakers play nothing but jrock 24 hours a day.
Obsession Virus 2: Affects your printer causing it to spit out picture after picture, running down the ink cartridge. This is easily remedied however by ceasing to click the "print" button.
Pata Virus: Your computer keeps requesting beer in the hard drive, and when you want it to do anything other than play music files it tells you to leave it alone.
Plastic Tree Virus: Your computer is always depressed.
Psycho le Cému Virus: Heightens your monitor resolution and your computer then proceeds to blind you with bright colours.
Sugizo Virus: Your computer flaunts its motherboard at every opportunity. Also known as the Hakuei Virus.
TAKUI Virus: Your keyboard will only type capital letters.
X-Japan Virus: One program decides to quit and causes your whole computer to crash in a spectacular manner.
X-Japan Virus 2: This virus causes other programs on your computer to look up to it and emulate it.
Yoshiki Virus: Your computer works and works and works and works and still takes ten years to get anything done.
Yura-sama Virus: Your compter refuses to listen unless you address it as "computer-sama."