1.) Miami, Florida. You can't walk a pig along Miami Beach.

2.) Portland, Oregon. You can't ride a sled that's pulled by a car.

3.) Prince William County, Virginia. You can't keep a pet skunk.

4.) Sun Prairie, Wisconsin. You can't ride a bike with your hands off the handlebars.

5.) Hollywood, California. You can't spray silly string on Halloween.

6.) Athens, Georgia. You can't hoot loudly after 11:00 PM on weekdays.

7.) Mobile, Alabama. You can't throw banana peels on the sidewalks.

8.) Fresno, California. You can't throw skipping stones in city parks.

9.) Indianapolis, Indiana. You can't ride a horse faster than 10 miles an hour on the streets.

10.) Yamhill, Oregon. You can't predict the future.

11.) Galesburg, Illinois. You can't own a smelly dog.

12.) Mars. You can't dump trash on the "Martian parks" such as the polar cap and the giant crater.