"I can only please ONE person a day. Today is NOT your day. I don�t think tomorrow is either." -Teeshirt
"When I grow up, the voices in my head will say I�m the ruler of the universe!" -Teeshirt
"Don�t talk to me when I�m talking to myself" -Teeshirt
"Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research." -Anonymous
"I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right." -Teeshirt
"Do not be afraid of death Whinny. Be afraid of the unlived life� �Tuck, Tuck Everlasting
"It�s funny till someone gets hurt. Then it�s HILLAROUS!" -Anonymous
"If you can�t beat them, join them. If you can�t join them, bribe them. If you can�t bribe them, blackmail them." -Anonymous
"Life sucks, then you die."-Anonymous
"Life�s an adventure. Let it begin." -Anonymous
"Just when you think life couldn�t screw you over anymore, it comes back and bites you in the ass." -Anonymous
"Today�s the tomorrow we worried about yesterday." -Anonymous
"Me, I�m dishonest and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it�s the honest ones you got to watch because you never know when they�re going to do something stupid.� � Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse if the Black Pearl
"But WHY's the rum gone?!" �Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl
"First, rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels and second, that signal is over 1000 ft high. The entire Royal Navy is looking for me. Do you think there�s the slightest chance that they won�t see it?!" �Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl
"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!" �Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl
"If you like pain, try wearing a corset!" �Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl
"The day I try and save your life, you pathetic bastard, will be the day I kiss Malfoy�s ass. And that will happen the day the sky falls and Hell comes on earth.� Niamh O�Fer, Not Myself by Saerry Snape- www.fanfiction.net
"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future,� �Lady Galadriel of Lorien, Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring
"Many that live deserve death and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out and judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.� -Gandalf the Grey, Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring
"They have a cave troll.� �Boromir of Gondor, Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring
"I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My king.� �Boromir of Gondor, Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring
"If we go south we can slip past Saruman unnoticed. The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It�s the last thing he�ll expect.� -Perigren Took, Lord of the Rings, the Two Towers
"It�s all wrong. By rights we shouldn�t even be here. But we are. It�s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn�t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happen. But in the end, it�s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn�t. Because they were holding on to something. That there�s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it�s worth fighting for.� �Samwise Gamgee, Lord of the Rings, the Two Towers
"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?� �Gimili the Dwarf, Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King
"Hold your ground! Hold your ground. Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!� �Lord Aragorn, Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King
"There can be no triumph without loss. No victory without suffering. No freedom without sacrifice.� -Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King trailer
"So do all, that come to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.� �Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, Lord of the Rings Movies and Books
"If you�re Einstein, then I�m Zeus" -Anonymous
"It's better to look funny in a pointed party hat, than it is to look normal in one." -Anonymous
"Be nice to your kids. They pick your nursing home" -Anonymous
"Let�s see, I�m beautiful, you�re not, I�m smart, you�re not. Should I continue?" -Teeshirt
"The little voice in my head told me I�m the smartest person in the world and I always listen to that little guy." -Teeshirt
"I�ve been waiting since the day I was born for you to say something intelligent. Guess what? I�m still waiting�" -Teeshirt
"For an eternity I've waited for you and now another eternity I must spend with my heart whispering your name." -Picture (see homepage)
"And thanks to my little brother, because who doesn't thank their little brother in their speach?" -my friend's batmitzvah speach
"When people fight, the fight for a cause. When they fight for a cause, they�re driven by a reason. What�s yours?" -Me