The question on everybody's lips: "How did the elephant get up the tree?"

But, alas, these are serious times we live in. One can't spend all one's time lounging under trees and listening to elephants, you know. And, considering how heavy some elephants are (we will be impersonal for fear of offending our hero), it is probably less dangerous to choose other occupations...
Like eating. So, our sophisticated friend shares some of his top tips for watering and feeding spots in
Paris and adventures and some travel links to help you plan your own (aren't I helpful?).

And if it's still raining, there are links to other worthy elephants and sites.