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Philosophical inadequacies...Words of Wisdom
(thanks Chase LoVerde of BHS's Bobcat's Echo cerca 2002)
1) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persisitent one.
2) If you can stay calm while there is chaos around you, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
3) Never forget that only 3% of our DNA separates us from chimpanzees.
4) I don't have a solution but I admite the problem.
5) Never argue with idiouts. They will bring you down to their level then overwhelm you with their experience.
6) It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
7) If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
8) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
9) Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
10) Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
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