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| 5billion | Mulder: "Scully, you have to believe me. Nobody else on this whole damn planet does or ever will. You're my one in...five billion." |
| 75blood | Scully: "Seventy-five percent blood loss. That's over four liters of blood." Mulder: "You could say the man was running on empty." |
| abroller | Scully: "Meanwhile I've quit the FBI and become a spokesperson for the Abroller." |
| bach | Senator Matheson: "Do you like Bach, Mulder?" Mulder: "I live for Bach." |
| behave | Mulder: "Did you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to behave?" |
| beliefs | Mulder: "I have my beliefs." Militia dude: "You willing to die for them?" Mulder: "I'd prefer it didn't come to that." |
| biteme | Esther: "You know where Donald is?" Scully: "Why don't you let us ask the questions?" Esther: "Why don't you bite me?" |
| blastcrap | Mulder: "Maybe the game provides a-an outlet for certain impulses...that it--that it fills a void in our genetic makeup that the more civilizing effects of society fail to provide for." Scully: "Well that must be why men feel the great need to blast the crap out of stuff." |
| blsoab | Mulder: "Listen to me, you black-lunged son of a bitch, I'm going to expose you and your project, your time is over." |
| boyish | Mulder: "Hey Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?" |
| break-in | Scully: "Mulder, you�re not thinking about trespassing on government property again, are you? I know you�ve done it in the past, but I don�t think that this case warrants--" Mulder: "It�s too late, I�m already inside." |
| bringiton | Computerized voice: "5...4...3...2...1...Engage." Mulder: "Bring it on." |
| call_cab | Mulder: "I don't need a car, you can just call me a cab, that'd be fine." |
| crap | Mulder: "Crap." |
| crazymu | Mulder: "Tell me I'm crazy." Scully: "Mulder, you're crazy." |
| crmchees | Scully: "You know, I haven't eaten since six o' clock this morning and all that was was a half of a cream cheese bagel and it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese!" |
| d2dsales | Kid: "You're not FBI agents." Mulder: "How do you know?" Kid: "Cause ya'll look like door-to-door salesmen." |
| dana | Mulder: "Dana? He never even knew your first name." Scully: "You gonna interrupt me or what?" Mulder: "No, go ahead...Dana." |
| deathabove | Esther: "David went looking for it." Mulder: "Did he find it?" Esther: "There's no way to know." Scully: "Why don't you just call him?" (gets scornful looks from Esther, Mulder, and the Lone Gunmen) "Oh, right. Death from above." |
| devil1 | Mulder: "Even the devil can quote scripture to fit his needs." |
| didnothn | Mulder: "Don't say I never did nothin' for ye." |
| drawbath | Mulder: "You never draw my bath." |
| fbi_fbi | Eddie Van Blunht as Mulder: "FBI...F...B...I." |
| feet | Mulder: "Will you let me drive?" Scully: "I'm driv--why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man?" Mulder: "No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals." |
| foxdana | Mulder: "I'm Agent Fox Mulder, this is Agent Dana Scully. We're with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, do you mind if we come in?" |
| getout | Scully: "Let's get out of here, Mulder, as fast as we can." |
| gun | (gunshot, glass shattering) Mulder: "I got tired of losing my gun." |
| had_you | Scully: "I had you." Mulder: "No you didn't." Scully: "Oh yeah, I had you big time." Mulder: "You had nothing." |
| halfdead | Skinner: "Where are you going?" Mulder: "Not to see you." Skinner: "You're moving pretty good for a dead man." Mulder: "I'm only half dead." Skinner: "You've got a lot to answer for, Agent Mulder!" |
| hell | Mulder: "How the hell should I know?" |
| hidefeelings | Scully: "Well, I think you know what I think that woman is." Mulder: "No, actually, you hide your feelings very well." |
| humiliated | Scully: "You okay?" Mulder: "Ask me if I'm humiliated." |
| jello | Mulder: "He didn't even touch his jello." |
| knew | Scully: "I just knew." |
| logic | Mulder: "Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?" Scully: "Logically, I would have to say no." |
| male | Scully: "It's a male." Mulder: "Barely." |
| mfbi | Mulder (duh): "Mulder, FBI." |
| mini | Mulder: "You didn't come to raid my mini-bar, did you?" |
| moron | Mulder: "You have to admit, though, Scully, this is a pretty amazing piece of technology." Scully: "Yeah, wasted on a stupid game." Mulder: "Stupid?" Scully: "Dressing up like high-tech warriors to play a futuristic version of cowboys and indians? What kind of moron gets his ya-yas out like that?" |
| mse_squ | Mulder: "So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel." |
| mustseen | Mulder: "Five years together, Scully. You must have seen this coming." |
| notavamp | Scully: Well, it's obviously not a vampire." Mulder: "Well, why not?" Scully: "Because they don't exist?" Mulder: "Well...that's...one opinion, and I respect that." |
| Scully: "Mulder?" Mulder: "Yeah?" Scully: "What's in your pocket?" | |
| pointcme | Scully: "If there's a point, Mulder, please feel free to come to it." |
| potato | Mulder: "One girl was just abducted." Scully: "Kidnapped." Mulder: "Po-tay-to, po-tah-to..." |
| rootbeer | Mulder: "You could be in trouble just sitting in this car. You know I�d hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me." Scully: "Fox--" Mulder: (laugh) "I--I even made my parents call me Mulder. Mulder." Scully: "Mulder, I wouldn�t put myself on the line for anybody but you." Mulder: "If there�s an iced tea in that bag, it could be love." Scully: "Must be fate, Mulder. Root beer. (Mulder sighs) You�re delirious. Go home and get some sleep." |
| sandwich | Mulder: "Woman, get back in here and make me a sandwich." |
| sfnwhat | Mulder: "Sure, fine, whatever." |
| smellbad | Mulder: "You know, I never thought I'd say this to you, Scully, but you smell bad." |
| spooky | Mulder: "I'm an annoyance to my superiors and a joke to my peers, they call me Spooky, Spooky Mulder." |
| spooky1 | Mulder: "Do you think I'm spooky?" |
| stupid | Mulder: "Stupid ass haircut!" |
| swampgas | Scully: "Those lights the driver saw may have been swamp gas." Mulder: "Swamp gas?" Scully: "It's a natural phenomenon in which phosphane and methane rising from decaying organic matter ignite, creating globes of blue flame." Mulder: "Happens to me when I eat Dodger Dogs." |
| talkdoll | Mulder: "You didn't find a talking doll, did you, Scully?" |
| talkpray | Mulder: "They say when you talk to God, it's prayer, but when God talks to you, it's schizophrenia." |
| testicles | Dr. Blockhead: "...you can train your testicles to draw up into your abdomen?" Mulder: "Oh, I'm doing that as we speak." |
| tongue | Esther: "Are you going to take off these cuffs, or do I have to do this with my tongue?" Mulder (moving past the awestruck Lone Gunmen): "You don't want to take a vote." |
| turn_on | Engineer: "What the hell is that?" Mulder: "Looks like the fuselage of a plane." Scully: "It's a North American P-51 Mustang." Engineer: "Yeah, it sure is." Mulder: "I just got very turned on." |
| unwanted | (knocking) Mulder: "Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted." |
| wasdrugd | Mulder: "I was drugged!" |
| whammy | Mulder: "Modell psyched the guy out, he put the whammy on him." Scully: "Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy." |
| yayas | Phoebe: "What is he doing?" Lone Gunmen (in background): "Don't go out there! Get back here!" Scully: "He's getting his ya-yas out." |
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