Sandy: Hello and welcome to my show!
Uni: You mean my show. You're just the assistant.(I said from behind the curtain)
Sandy: Oh, it is Uni's show but everyone likes the assistants better!
Uni: Don't made me come out there!
Sandy: Anyways,please give some applause for Trace...Shine!(said as Trace walked out onto the stage and took a seat across from Sandy)
Trace: I'm so happy to be here.(reading off a script)Wait a minute! How can I ever WANT to be here! With that young lady in front of me taking away the thousand dollars I won from playing poker! You know what she does then! She throws the money into a sewer!
Sandy: I had to get your attention. Plus you shouldn't gamble everything you own.
Trace: It doesn't matter little mischievous girl! The little voice inside my head told me to do it!(clunches the sides of her chair)
Sandy: So everyone has to listen to that so called "little voice"!
Trace: This time it was different. My energy agreed to playing this game.
Sandy: In other words, now adays every one has the "force"
Trace: Sadly, I can't jump as high as jedi. Even when I'm on a trampoline
Uni: GET BACK TO THE SCRIPT,SANDY!!!!
Sandy: Anyways, what do you hate the most?
Trace: When men come up to me at a dance and ask me: Where I'm from?,I am a hipi?,and Do I know any of their dances?.
Sandy: Aren't they supposed to do that?
Trace: Not those old-fashioned men. In fact the moment I hit the floor they would on this planet consider me the next Elivis.
Sandy: Oooook, What frustrates you the most?
Trace: These stupid TVs, they're so easy to break and hard to control. I mean I already went through ten TVs, I always end up freezing it, and I can never find the right button on the remote. Yet, computers oooh they are so much worse. I can't even change the background and on the internet I can't acess new websites. I sometimes only dream of computers at night. One time I even destroyed the computer monitor.
Sandy: Try to have mercy on your property.
Trace: They hurt me I hurt them. Fair! (said in a childish tone)
Sandy: What do you like to do during your free time?
Trace: I usually like to do crafts but I often meditate.
Sandy: I'm coming to the conclusion that you're not from this planet.
Trace:(eyes widen) How....How do you know?
Sandy: 1. Almost everything you say is downright weird. 2. It says it on your name tag.
Trace: What if the government finds out?(says to self)
Sandy: The government of Recion told us, I promise. Oh, looks like time's up!(looks at watch) Later fooks!
Trace: I really hope I never have to do this again.
"cut"