"Please follow me" said the principal to Rockana as she shut the door.  After a few minutes the principal suddenly exclamed," I can't believe that you're making me miss part of my favorite tv show".  " Which one is it"  "Salior Moon" " You must be kidding" " When there is nothing else to do it becomes your favorite" "Where do you watch it then and how can you have nothing to do?" "In the teacher's lounge, of course!
How I do nothing is put a under construction sign on the door of the teacher's lounge. In my office I have my chair not face the door and whenever the teachers open the door a recording of my voice comes on saying "I'm under alot of stress and is overwhelmed with an extreme work load and if you want tell me something do it though email, regular mail, or write a paper on it and put the paper on my desk." in a booming voice and if they still don't leave the recorder shouts even louder "GO BACK TO WORK OR PUDDING WILL FALL FOR 20 DAYS AND 20 NIGHTS MO HO HA HA HA!".  As for the mail, it is read by my stunt double.  "Whatever you do don't go to the dark side of the force and tell others this"  " Yeh sure"said Rockana as they reached the office.         

                               
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