In My Handbag (A Parody Of Sorts)
Cellphone with over 50 contacts, I gotta keep up with all the gossip! I love boys!!!!
Tonnes of lip gloss - I need to look good for my crush!!
Gucci wallet, containing Daddy's Amex
Chewing gum, I need fresh breath for my crush!!! "1111"
Address book for when I make new friends :) :) :)
Compact & Mirror - I love looking good!
Hair brush - to look neat and tidy for my crush!! "1111"
Whats REALLY in my handbag
Cigarettes
At least 3 lighters
Cellphone with two contacts, my boyfriend and my Nan
Gamefaqs printouts
Flixotide Asthma Inhaler - Preventer
Ventolin Asthma Inhaler - Controller
11 year old wallet with pictures of Australia on it, with no money inside
<---fuck off!
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