In My Handbag (A Parody Of Sorts)



  • Cellphone with over 50 contacts, I gotta keep up with all the gossip! I love boys!!!!
  • Tonnes of lip gloss - I need to look good for my crush!!
  • Gucci wallet, containing Daddy's Amex
  • Chewing gum, I need fresh breath for my crush!!! "1111"
  • Address book for when I make new friends :) :) :)
  • Compact & Mirror - I love looking good!
  • Hair brush - to look neat and tidy for my crush!! "1111"

    Whats REALLY in my handbag

  • Cigarettes
  • At least 3 lighters
  • Cellphone with two contacts, my boyfriend and my Nan
  • Gamefaqs printouts
  • Flixotide Asthma Inhaler - Preventer
  • Ventolin Asthma Inhaler - Controller
  • 11 year old wallet with pictures of Australia on it, with no money inside

    <---fuck off!



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