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| work, and we have to keep our hands busy. We try to make up for it by giving to |
| all your favorite charities like Greenpeace, the ACLU, Sierra Club, the Rainbow co- |
| alition, PETA, PUSH, etc.. We hire school dropouts even if they can't spell their own |
| name, without regard to race, color, religion, country of origin, or illegal emigrant status |
| Let us assure you that if you are unwilling to adopt the conventionl work ethic we |
| respect your right to remain unproductive, it's ok, we understand. Someone probably |
| raised his voice to you. Maybe your mother didn't hug you enough or your dad didn't |
| give you any attaboys while you were growing up. We understand your trauma. If you |
| need any government help just call on us and we'll help you get on a government pro- |
| gram. We support a full-time group of specialists to take care of your every need. |
| We are a 'give-back' company. Our employees "give back" about 45% of our earn- |
| ings weekly in the form of local, state, and federal taxes so that our less fortunate |
| citizens get their 'fair share' of the American pie. We believe in the Marxist Mantra, |
| just like you do, and we know that someday when you become conventionally |
| productive you too will be glad to give your fair share, maybe even a little more than |
| your fair share, just to make it fair for what you've received in your unproductive past. |
| Lastly, you'll be pleased to learn that our company has created a passive hypnotic |
| program that causes you to deduct and send $1.00 U.S.D. from each of your online |
| it's such a piddling amount you'll never miss it. We know you're glad to donate |
| your fair share in accordance with our T.O.S.. The 'program' cannot be detected by |
| Should you feel compelled to donate more than 'your fair share' 'just to get even' |
| please feel free to contact the U.S.Treasury to make even larger donations. |
| cash accounts every time you visit this page. No further action is required to facilitate |
| your donation, the program is completely passive and painless and is only effective |
| with those of a 'progressive' mindset. Thank you in advance, we know you don't mind, |
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| Please forgive us for being the drones we are. We can't help it. We are addicted to |
| 08. Maximum page width for all pages is 983. |
| 09. Maximum height for non-print project pages is 620. |
| 10. Maximum height for print project pages is 688. |
| 13. Pop-ups, I-frames, sound files, and animations of any kind are not acceptable. |
| 14. Links to PDF files are not acceptable. |
| 11. The maximum print working area in the body of the page is 855 wide x 660 high. |
| 12. Margins should be reserved for sponsors, neighbor link sharing, offsite favorites, |
| and company personell images. Font and images must be centered in margin links. |
| 15. Anything that downloads automatically without permission is not acceptable. |
| 16. 'Mystery Meat Navigation' as defined by Vincent Flanders on his website |
| webpagesthatsuck.com is not acceptable in any form. |
| 17. Font in pagelinks must be centered. |
| 18. The layered HTML effect as in Geocities Pagebuilder format must be enabled on |
| all pages to control vertical expansion of the displayed page. |
| 19. Pages must display properly at 1024 x 768 in Internet Explorer 6 and not require |
| scrolling when the status bar is disabled and upper tool bars are collapsed, except that |
| print menu pages will require slight scrolling with status bar disabled, upper toolbars |
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| 05. Judicial font color cueing is acceptable. |
| 07. Site search engines are not acceptable. |
| 03. # 8 Font only may be used for site pagelinks, offsite margin/thumbnails, and pages |
| 01. Site pagelinks must be located across the very top of all the site pages identically. |
| 02. # 8 and # 10 fonts are the only acceptable size fonts, which yields 8 style choices. |
| 04. Links within narrative are not acceptable. Links must be underlined. |
| 06. Sitemaps are not acceptable. |
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| Our Mission and Terms of Service. |
| very important creative people, and that the world is better off because you take the |
| Our very lives revolve around you, you are our reason for living. We know you are |
| time to sit around and think. We realize how hard you work being creative. It's okay if |
| people like yourself deserve some extra breaks and privelieges. |
| you take a mind enhancing drug to increase your creativity once in a while, smart |
| Our mission in life in life is to please you, no matter what sacrifices we need to make. |
| ''great progressive minds'. It's below them. |
| If you get the sniffles we can wipe your nose for you. Remember, we're here for you. |