Made Up Magic Expansion: Rita, Tamer Of The Beasts
Here are more cards from Rita Tamer of the beasts, Cards 12 and 13 refer to two minor characters that where to play minor roles, but in rewriting the story line, I found no use for them, and they have been removed from the story altogether. Also card 14 is way "out of character" for the set after it evolved. All cards have been kept because they have helped shape the storyline, and I didnt want to lose those card concepts. This page was made about a year before the previous page.
Card 2
Rita's collars (4)
Artifact
(2): put a c counter on target creature. This abillity can be used by all players.
(3): choose one; a.All creatures with c counters get -1/-1 untill your next upkeep,
b. All creatures with c counters get -2/-0 untill your next upkeep,
c.All creatures with c counters get +0/+2 untill your next upkeep.
Play this abillity once per turn.
"With These collars, I can keep Everybody safe" -Rita
Card 1
Rita's Muzzle (X)(1)(G)
Instant
Buyback (1)
Target attacking creature gets -X/-0
untill end of turn.
"This device does not hinder, it only helps"
-Rita
Card 3
Rita's Hobbles (1)(G)(B)
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature loses Flying.
Enchanted creature can not gain Flying
as long as Rita's Hobbles Enchants Enchanted Creature.
If Rita's Hobbles leaves play Enchanted Creature Gains Flying.
"No I trust you to stay here, You however dont trust yourself to stay here"
-Rita
Card 4
Rita's Corner (3)
Artifact
(3): Target creature can not use any of its abillities until end of turn
"Now go sit in the corner and think about what you have done!" -Rita
Card 5
Ritas Padded Room (B)(B)(G)(G)
Enchantment
All creatures gain "At the upkeep of this creatures controller this creature recives
X damage, where X is equal to the number of Ouch! counters on that creature."
(4): Put an Ouch! counter on target creature. "When my client gets out of hand and can not calm down I put him in my padded room, there is not a beast the room can not calm." -Rita
Card 6
Rita's Enigma ( U )( U )( U )( U )
Enchantment
Target Player before his draw phase must put the top card of his libary
into his graveyard. If that card's casting cost is higher than 3 destroy Rita's Enigma.
"The Enigma is the final test. If the client keeps calm during the exam, he passes
if fails, he needs more treatment." -Rita
Card 7
Rita's Tranquilizers (B)(B)(B)
Enchant creature
(X):put a -1/-0 counter on enchanted creature.
X is equal to enchanted creatures power.
"Rita you say you are good, but what good comes from Torture?"
"Nothing, Thats Why I dont Torture, I subdue."
Card 8
Rita's Cattle Prod (4)
Artifact
(T): flip a coin,
if the flip is heads target creature gets -1/-1 untill end of turn
if the flip is tails target creature gets 1/ 1 untill end of turn
The target of this abillity must be chosen before the coin flip.
"This device either brings clients under control or makes them rage all the more" -Rita
Card 9
Rita's StraitJacket (4)
Artifact
When Rita's StraitJacket comes into play remove target creature form the
game. If Rita's StraitJacket leaves play put that creature back into play under its
caster's control and treat the creature as being just cast.
(4) : Put Rita's StraitJacket face down on top of your libary. Play this abillity only if
Rita's StraitJacket is in your graveyard. "I was SO excited when we got the straitjacket
that I was the first to be treated by it."- Rita
Card 10
A question of ethics (W)(W)(W)(W)
Enchantment
Target player's creatures can not be the target of target players creature enchant spells.
"Rita, you belive you are helping your clients physicaly, do you have any idea what you are doing to your clients mentaly?"
Card 11
Rita's Force field 2G
Enchantment
When ever a creature attacks you,
you may play a creature enchant spell
which must target atacker as though it were an instant.
Card 12
Tonys Break-in RRR
sorcery
Gain Controll of all creatures that have creature enchantments played on them.
Destroy all Creature Enchantments. "I came back to a horrifying sight, all my clients
gone, all there progress lost."-Rita
Card 13
Carly's Song WWWW
WWW: Untill Your next Upkeep All Creatures Gain Protection From Target Color.
Play This Once Per Turn
Card 14
The Last Fight 2GG
Creature Enchantment
When Ever Enchanted creature deals Damage to Target Player,
Put X -1/-0 counters on Enchanted Creature.
X is equal to the amount of damage Dealt to Player in This Way.
During Your Upkeep if Enchanted Creature Has Any -1/-0 Counters
on it Destroy The Last Fight. The Counters Remian on This creature.
"I Call it the Last Fight Because, It is The First, Last, Only Time I Let a client
Fight I Learn His Mistakes and Weakness Faster This Way.
Card 15
Rita's Lullaby 2 U U U
Enchantment
After Target Oppoents Untap Phase,
You May pay 2 Life To Tap one of his Creatures.
Play This Abillity Once Per turn.
It has been said that all Beasts fall asleep After Hearing Rita's Lullaby
Card 16
Discarded Acreage
Legendary Land
(T): Add (1) To your Mana Pool For Each Card In Your Hand.
"Waste Not, Want Not"