Quotes

Say Something Funny:

Me: say something funny
Chris: I more tired than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
Me: lol
Chris: u wanted funny
Chris: that was the best i could do

Me: say something funny
Luke: I met someone today after 5 minutes of hey how are you , asl plz she changed her name to Lukes Angel lmao
Me: lol
Luke says: now that was funny

Me: say something funny
Wally: now what kinda thing is that?
Wally: do you have somebody there and want to show me off?
Me: no lol
Me: n that comment will do!
Me: thank you!

Me: Say something funny
Fry: uh........there is one goat for every panda bear ....i dont know

Me: quick Cruz say something funny
Ashley: ass munch
Ashley: lol

Me: say something funny
Emeric: my dick is on fire.


Emeric: ask me again come on
Me: say something funny
Emeric: something funny
Emeric: hardy fucking har har.
Me: *rolls eyes
Me: LOSER

Me: say something funny
Gary: what do you want
Gary: and who are you?
Me: lol its Nicole
Gary: o okay
Gary: ha ha

Nicole : say something funny
Zach : ummm..............
Zach : uhhhh...
Zach : when fluffy bunnies attack...part one....
Me : *blinks
Zach : I dunno..this whole...on the spot thing...just doesn't work I guess
Zach : now when I don't try...I get amusing

Me: Say Something Funny
Max: Donkey
Max: lmaoooooooo
Me: lol

Me: Say Something Funny
Valyn: Why cuz ur gonna put that in there cuz u think im a funny person, hey whats going on, what are you typing, stop that, im not talking ne more.....
Me: Hey Jenna come here

Me: Say Something Funny
Jenna: I'm Confused <-----------------That makes perfect sense for Jenna!

Me: Say Something Funny
Frank: Ploo

Me: Say Something Funny

Other Funny Things:

Me: HAHA
Me: Loser!
Wally: not me hun
Wally: yer talking to a guy that burnt his pit hair and you call me a loser?

Me: guessssssss whattttttttt
Emeric: what
Me: I can play Ode to Joy on the pianooooooo
Me: :-D
Emeric: congrats...when is your carnegie hall debut?

Someone I Don't Know: that you in the pic?
Me: yes
Someone I Don't Know: better than i imanged
Me: lol, thanks

Sarina: brb
Sarina: I'm on the phone with max
Sarina : lol
Me: lol
Me: ok
Sarina: lol
Me: no phone boners!
Me: tell him im outta windex

Wally: right....tell me another Pinocchio
Wally: :)
Me: *goes cross-eyed*
Me: my nose isn't growing

Wally: lol....you told him he was your friend....now we wont ever get rid of him....lol
Me: lol
Me: damnit
Me: y do u let me do things like that?
Wally: coz its funny....lol

div4ltg : haven't slept in 2 nights
div4ltg : im gonna DIE
Grayson: lol
Grayson: damn girl
Grayson: drink alot of liquor i'm sure you'll pass out

Nicole : *throws a pillow at u
Zach : hey! what was that for?
Zach : hey look...a pillow
Nicole : I dunno
Zach : :: bludgeons the pillow :: haha!
Nicole : *cries
Zach : too bad bludgeoning something soft...doesn't really work
Zach : it's like trying to mangle jello by stabbage....too much work to be worth it

Zach: To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].
Zach: I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Zach: THAT IS SOOOO ME!!!
Me: lol I thought u were saying it
Me: I was gonna agree
Me: lol
Zach: lol

Max:*plays little boy your going to hell
Me: poor kid

Max: *Plays ICP- Behind the Paint
Me: Behind the paint is an ugly woman

"Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe."- Dennis Leary