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The surreal world of various people have created a fantastic creature. They have named him Jaden. He's a bit of a sadist, but in a funny way (I hope.) If you feel like donating blood to this gorgeous creature, or ju8st generally worshipping him, please visit the following site, www.cultofjaden.co.uk,which was created by a girl who I have never met, though she is a few years older than me, and, I believe, Welsh. Well you cant have everything

Oh my God, he has a beard!!!! Look at her, then him. How old does he look? He looks like a failed grunger, and his hair is just odd. Thank goodness he cut it off. It's quite funny, them and their silly grins. He has a beard!! He looks worse than my father! Sorry David, you have looked fantastic since the 60s, but just because you've hit 50 doesnt mean we dont care!

I found this at Teenage wildlife. Explanation anyone? A labyrith game? Even better a labyrinth video game? I am in fits of laughter. He was probably the most important figure in rock music for the whole of the 70s, then in the 80s he decides to wear tights, and make video games. Intriguing. Not that there's anything wrong with tights when your as well endowered as David - if its not a sock that is......

He also played tha baddy in an Italian Western. Interesting yes? Again found at teenage wildlife. I dont really know why they make me laugh so much, I think it's the glasses. And the silly woman in the green dress - she has far too much hair. It's called Il Mio West, and is about a pacifist in Canada, who's father is a bit violent. Bowie turns up and they are not friendly. Apparently its a comedy. I think that Bowie's character is a psychopath. I should bother reading things properly. It was filmed in 1998, and Bowie was only on location (in Italy) for two weeks to film his part of the story. I dont think he had a very big part....

He also played a gay gangster in some strange film that went straight to TV in 1999. Its just the fact that he's a gay gangster had me in hysterics. He is apparently one of "Goldie's henchmen," Goldie being the actor. Goldie? What? Who is that? What does he do? Why is he only known as Goldie? Am I really stupid having lived a very sheltered life that I have no idea who he is, and why he appears to be famous?

The Hunger? i'm not even gonna go there except to say What? And tell the world or whoever's listening that we spent ages searching for this stupid video in various video shops in Romford, London and Southend, to say but a few. Eventually Vicky recorded it of sky, only for us to find it in a little shop in Southend. It was really cheep aswell. I bet they don't sell it. Who wants a stupid 80s film about vampires?