Where the name comes from...

My name is Steve, and in my heyday i would post on several boards, and play stuff like QUAKE II under the alias "Eldorado", i am also a huge Indiana Jones fan, hence... "Eldorado Steve"... you don't like it? You think it's cheese? well Deal with it pal, it took me three weeks of thinking and this was all i could come up with for a title for this site dammit!

 

 

I still hate winter...

Once again we have been dumped upon... a heavy snowfall combined with high winds dumped on us something fierce on sunday... i spent the better part of 3 hours digging out sunday evening... it was a nice night, i took my time, and amidst the rythym of the work i did a fair bit of creative thinking... Odd enough no? I'm still struggling with what direction i want to take several ideas in, I'm still hammering out an e-comic... i have about 10 unfinished reviews in various states for the guys over at Daily-reviews who i've been forsaking for the last two months or so, and on top of that i'm back into writing, trying to piece together a coherent screenplay, and in the early planning stages of a little add-on for this site... anyway, my thoughts, while clearing snow out of my driveway, were on how to tackle these things... I figure work had calmed down enough to maybe get some time in there, but i just can't see myself doing that... The e-comic - i've done a bit of plotting, re-imagining, and have even entertained the thought of going in a completely different direction than i'd originally planned... my reviews... they're a bit of a mess, it would probably take a good three or four days of focus to straighten that out... and screenplays... well... i won't get into that stuff. I'd started thinking, maybe i have myself spread a little too thin... and i need my playtime... just to sit back and chill with a movie or two or a game... just to keep me sane... i mean i can't work a 40 hour week, FORCE myself to get into this extracurricular stuff and not expect the output to suffer can i? Hell no! So i finished up my shovelling, and the snowplow roams right past the end of my driveway... thankfully the guy cuts out so's not to dump me in again, i coulda kissed him for that... but the next day... more snow, and today? guess what?

I fucking hate winter...


Musings on Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance II

Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance II... where to begin... ok here goes... magazine reviewers, and some of you web based reviewers... you guys don't know shit... in particular the freakin retards at EGM and Official Playstation Magazine... you call yourselves fucking video-game Journalists!!!!??? Get a fucking clue... The first game was heralded as one of the best games on the Playstation 2 when it was released in the fall of 2001... now the sequal, which improves on the predecessor in every concievable way i might add, is trashed by these idiots!? EGM i can't take without a bottle of antacid due to their elitist pretentious writing anyway, but OPM??? Their output has been nosediving for the past few months with no explenation... it's like they fired all of their old staff writers and hired on a bunch of muppets with ADD... Their chief complaint? This game isn't as good as Everquest: Champions of Norrath... well i've got news for you crackbabies... the game isn't called Champions of Norrath, maybe i wanted to read a fucking coherent review of the sequal to a game you guys had labelled one of the shining stars of the ps2 library, and not a smackdown/love letter to sony's latest Everquest merchandise... sheesh... I don't mind you hating a game, but hate it honestly... don't sit there half cocked, slap a rating on a game and bash the hell out of it with comparisons to another game... tell me what the fuck is wrong with this one....I wonder how some of these dickheads get jobs... ugh. My hats off to IGN.COM and Gamespot.com for being fair with their reviews... even if there were some bones of contention for me... they at least were honest in their critiques...

You want my opinion? Well, this is easily about the best co-operative multiplayer game out there for the ps2 at the moment, the action-rpg style reminiscent of Diablo is about as addictive as it gets, the graphics are elegant, simple but very functional, the sound design is top notch, and there's even a pretty deep storyline to go along with it! The game mechanics have been given an overhaul, allowing for easier access to abilities and such, the level system remains unchanged, though the feats you pick between levels seem to have a more noticable effect on your character. The five character classes are all unique and each of them is extremely cool, very diverse. And finally the weapon customization is extremely cool... simple to use, yet expensive so that game balance is maintained... This one is an all around winner... solid 4.5 -5 out of 5...


Movie time

Caught two films of note this week...

A Bridge Too Far - I've always been a big war film buff... ever since i discovered Platoon back in Junior high. I'd had this one sitting on my shelf over a year, yet i'd just never managed to sit down and take it in... Sunday evening i finally got the chance, and wow... what a film. Brilliantly staged by Sir Richard Attenborough, this WWII piece tells the story of Operation: Market Garden, a daring plan cooked up by Field Marshall Montgomery involving dropping some 35000 men behind enemy lines in Holland and taking control of bridges allowing the allies to charge into Berlin and end the war by Christmas 1944... The plan was a clusterfuck to say the least, and the battles fought were intense and devastating. The biggest selling points for this one were the cast, and the action... first things first... check this out: Sean Connery, Anthony Hopkins, James Caan, Edward Fox, Elliot Gould, Michael Caine, Lawrence Olivier, Dirk Bogarde, Gene Hackman, and Robert-freakin'-Redford!!! All in one film! And the scenes? Hundres of planes dumping thousands of men into Holland, tank battles, shelling, intense firefights in the streets of ruined Arnhem... man o man... and all of this was accomplished in 1977 on a (then very expensive) 22 million budget! Any fan of a good world war II film oughta enjoy this one. The DVD is your typical bare bones MGM stuff... trailer and not much else... picture is pretty good with no real errors in authoring, but the print is full of specks, dust and scratches... and there's only a Dolby 2.0 surround track which is passable for a film this old. There's been a remastered 2 disc set released in Britian that supposedly has an immaculate picture and a 5.1 remix... hope we see it here some day.

House of the Dead - yep... this sucked pretty bad. Not near so bad as i thought it was going to be going in, but still pretty damned bad... i'd skip it if i were you.


found a cute little quiz online, answer a few questions and they tell you which Finding Nemo character you are. Turns out i'm Dory, which is cool enough i guess, she had me laughing my ass off in the movie... kind of sucks that i'm a blue female fish though... the lesbian part is kinda cool i guess...

props to Kev over at Notanywhereland for digging this up.


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