| July 9th, 2003 - July 19th, 2003 Updates |
| July 19th 2003, [12:57am] - coke bottles Correction. Mike is wearing Anne's glasses. The glasses you see do not belong to Hung J (master of MSK). July 17th 2003, [1:49am] - Shocking revelations For those of you who think that's me on the left, go to the website www.alllooksame.com, and take the test. Hmmmm.....the link seems to be down. Maybe it'll come back up later.....like my old guestbook.....haha. Anyway, that's Mike, freakin' out when he saw Ean changing in the corner of the room. Yep, that's what happens to ya when only air seperates you from Ean's manhood. So sorry Mike. Actually, he's just trying out Jen Hung's glasses. And freaking out, for some reason. Anyway, I don't remember the details. July 16th 2003, [11:21pm] - how to lower your self-esteem Updates : New message board. Sign in, or simply view the board. Stupid Geocities deleted the old one. So this is the new one. Kapish? Wow. A very long day at work. Got there at 10, and got back at 9:30. Whoo whoo. I'm going mad. Anyway, MAJOR props to Christine Ahn. She sent me this absolutely NUTS news brief. Some Malaysian dude was taking hallucinogens, and guess what? He heard voices. The voices told him to mutilate himself. So he cut off his wang. He fried it.....with a dash of garlic. Then he ate it. Noticed profuse bleeding from groin region. Ran and woke up mom. GOOD GOD MAN. Let this be a lesson to everybody. After reading that news story, I was laughing SO HARD that I thought I was going to die. Yes, I'm cruel. I guess mentor session (our "compassion" class) didn't work for me. Bwahahahaha. I'm also very frightened of taking any sort of drugs now. Even Tylenol. If that happened to me, I would rather die. Seriously. Kill me now. Don't let me go through life knowing that I "euniched" myself, then cannabalized myself. A Chinese eunich cannibal. Something tells me they don't have many friends. July 13th 2003, [4:01pm] - Frustration Sitting in the lab, zapping rat brains. Bored out of my mind. Need a book or something. A massage would be nice. Or an Xbox. Perhaps I can use this time to do something productive while my experiments are running.....I know! Mic check, check, 1-2-3. Y'all ready for this? Don't matta', Comin' atcha...... They call me Big EC, Though I'm really not fat, I just work it hard, While I'm cuttin' up the rats, My emotion's gone, I don't feel nuthin' bad, When I take out their brains, I don't feel nuthin' sad. And "Golly!" you say, "Eric's such a cold man!" "How can he stand it?" "With the blood on his hands?" Well I'll tell you what, Baby, life's but a game, I get what I need, And I really need brains. I want the hippocampus, I slice them up good, I use clean blades, Like a lab techie should. Bathe them for an hour, Turnin' up the heat, I make the CSF, All ma' homies go "SWEET!" I get the scope setup, Get the tubes to flow, I put the slice in, And I'm ready to go. Zap zap zap, Baby do what I like, I just wanna see, A single population spike. But the slice is dead, Nothin' I can do, I just curse a lot, and say analogies to "poo". I get so angry, I hate being in a lurch, If research was easy, They'd just call it "search". I guess it's over, I've wasted too much time, Congratulations all, If you finished this.....stupid rhyme. Hmmm, it seems that the message board isn't working. Ugh. Hopefully it'll fix itself. July 12th 2003, [11:11pm] - pirates + eyeliner = cool Pirates are officially the coolest thing ever......for the 2nd time in my life. You have probably all guessed the reason by now. Pirates of the Caribbean....quite honestly....rocks. I loved it. And that's saying a lot, as I went into the movie with higher-than-usual expectations. I love the ride, and its still one of my favorites. I really didn't expect them to tie the ride in with the movie as well as they did. Have I praised it enough? Go see it, and relive your childhood again. And sing the song. Can anyone sing more than the first few lines? After "...a pirate's life for me", it seems that we are all stuck. That will be another goal of mine this summer. Please remind me to sing it for you next time you see me. Anyway, I downloaded "Voices of a Distant Star", a half-hour long anime. I'm told it's amazing, especially considering that it was created entirely by a single man (drawn & animated on his Mac 400 OS). He and his fiancee did the voice acting. More on that later. It seems that I have become a slave of the media. Alright!!! July 10th 2003, [11:11pm] - Return of the Dragon I love that pic on the left. Don't you? Taken at the Forbidden City, summer of '02. My opponent is Nick Barclift. Needless to say, I completely kicked his ass. July 9th 2003, [6:57pm] - unless ya gonna do it! This rant is dedicated to Roxanne Sadri, my ICM partner with whom I braved the first year of medical school. She is currently sitting on her butt over in some far off country, bored as hell, but still making money on a stipend. Dumb Roxy. Life is so unfair. =) I've been working at the lab, a lot. Clocked in 12 hours on Monday, 11 hours Tuesday, and 9 hours today. Hopefully, this downward trend will continue. It's pretty mind-numbing, what I do there. As many of you know, I kill rats. Many of them. I decapitate them. Then I suck out their SOULS. Afterwards, I run experiments on their hippocampal slices. I zap them, I prod them, I train them to perform cartwheels when I snap my fingers. It's quite amazing. Also, the search for new roommate continues. And it's not easy. In fact, it's a royal pain in the ass. However, Jane Kim's bro is coming over any minute now to have a looksy. I've talked to him a couple of times, and he seems pretty cool. Hopefully everything will work out. Hmmmm, maybe I should throw out the trash before he comes? Nah. It's important that he sees the condo in its natural state. I don't want to be accused of false advertising. I already told him that we have a pole in the basement that strippers (whom we hire) use to perform on. Maybe that was going too far? Nah. |