I've always been partial to really really attractive and smart girls. I admit, it's strange.
I understand that my fixation with really really attractive and smart girls is unusual. I mean, what is it about them that I like? Many of my friends have tried to persuade me that there really isn't anything particularly special about really really attractive and smart girls. I can understand their good intentions, and I often find myself asking that same question... really really attractive and smart girls have beautiful faces, incredible bodies, nice personalities, are smart and witty too......so what?
I believe that there must be something wrong with me.
Really really attractive and smart girls are a menace to me, and the rest of the world. For example, when I'm trying to study in the library, and a really really attractive and smart girls walks in and sits down next to me, I start getting all distracted and stuff. I mean, c'mon! I'm trying to study here. How inconsiderate of them.
Sometimes, a really really attractive and smart girl buys me presents and stuff. Or maybe decides to do something really nice for an elderly couple. Totally annoying, but for some strange reason, i think it's kinda cute.
Next week, I am embarking on a journey to the highest peaks of the Tibetan mountatins in search of spiritual guidance that may yet purge my corrupted soul from its strange desires and preferences. Till now, I have only been visiting various shrinks and other so-called mental healers. Last week, I even gave Ms. Cleo a call to see if she could help me out. It was actually her who suggested that I visit the Dalai Lama for spiritual guidance. Thank you Ms. Cleo.
Until then, I will be shutting myself up in my apartment at school. There, I shall be completely safe from the influences of really really attractive and smart girls. For some reason, they never come to my apartment.
Amen to that.
Hey look, they're both Asian. What a coincidence!